Apology from Rationalia

[Kristie]

You guys are freakin' awesome! This thread is exactly why I love this place!

[kiki5711]

the ladies miss you so much Richard!

[Pappa]

[Tigger]

Agent Timonen:

I'd like to share a revelation that I had during my time at RDF. It came to me when I tried to classify your opinions. I realised that you're not actually proper atheists. Every other atheist on the website instinctively developed a natural equilibrium with the other posters, but you Dawks do not. You move to a new forum, and you post, and post, until every topic is derailed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another forum. There is another type on the Internet that follows the same pattern. A troll. Dawks are a disease, a cancer of the forum, you are a plague, and I am the cure...

[Blondie]

As a long term contributing member to this forum, I think I speak for everyone when I say that we most regret the behaviour of some of our members here. Some comments quoted have been rude, malicious and full of mad mendacity that only a dictionary could compete with. This episode has revealed something unfitting in the character's of everyone involved in this unnecessary schism so it's important that we apologise to those who became subject to our anger.Richard, we're never going to give you up, we're never going to let you down, run around and desert you. We'd never make you cry or say goodbye, and I can't stress enough that we'd never tell a lie and hurt you.

Thanks.
Lozzer

Can we make this official? We can all sign it!

[Bella Fortuna]

I was feeling so bad; I asked my family doctor just what I had. I said "Doctor, Mr. M.D., now can you tell me what's ailing me?" He said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" Yes indeed - All I really need is Rickrollin’. Now gimme that Rick-Rickrolling - all I need is rolling, Rick-Rickrollin’, baby. Richard, please, squeeze me tight. Don't you want your members to be all right? I said, “Richard, now it's for sure? The forum’ll be fixed – yeah? - though you’re on a book tour?” Yes indeed… all I really need…

[Clinton Huxley]

The Big Dawkowski, Scene 3

JOSH
This was a valued forum.

He elaborately clears his throat.

JOSH
This was, uh--

The DAWK
Yeah man, it really tied atheism
together--

JOSH
This was a valued, uh.

PZ, enters and sits next to Josh.

PZ
What tied the atheism together, Dawk?

JOSH
Were you listening to the story,
PZ?

PZ
What--

JOSH
Were you listening to the Dawk's
story?

PZ
I was blogging--

JOSH
So you have no frame of reference,
PZ. You're like a child who
wanders in in the middle of a movie
and wants to know--

DAWK
What's your point, JOSH?

JOSH
There's no fucking reason--here's my
point, DAWK--there's no fucking reason--

PZ
Yeah JOSH, what's your point?


DAWK
What's the point of--we all know who
was at fault, so what the fuck are
you talking about?

JOSH
Huh? No! What the fuck are you
talking--I'm not--we're talking about
unchecked perversion here--

PZ
What the fuck is he talking about?

DAWK
My forum.

JOSH
Forget it, PZ. You're out of
your element.

DAWK
These chaps who peed on my forum, I
can't go give them a bill so what the
fuck are you talking about?

JOSH
What the fuck are you talking about?!
These "chaps" are not the issue! I'm
talking about drawing a line in the
sand, DAWK. Across this line you do
not, uh--and also, Dude, "Chap" is
not the preferred, uh. . .

DAWK
JOSH, this is not a guy who built
the rail- roads, here, this is a guy
who peed on my--

JOSH
What the fuck are you--

DAWK
Josh, they peed on my forum--

PZ
They peed on the Dawks's forum--

[Lozzer]

No one understands that was a simple rick'roll I didn't say incorporate lyrics into a a post somehow!

[lordpasternack]

[AshtonBlack]

No one understands that was a simple rick'roll I didn't say incorporate lyrics into a a post somehow!

We mades it betterer.

[lordpasternack]

Richard... Now there you go again, you say you want your freedom - and who am I to keep you down? It's only right that you should play it the way that you feel it. But listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness - like a heartbeat, drives you mad - in the stillness of remembering what you had, and what you lost. What you had, and what you lost...

[Xamonas Chegwé]

This is the greatest and best thread in the world. . . (tribute.)

Long time ago me and my brother Lozzer here,...
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden,
there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle...
of the road.

And he said:
"Post the best thread in the world,
or I'll eat your souls."

Well me and Lozzer,... we looked at each other,
and we each said...
"Okay."

[lordpasternack]

This is the greatest and best thread in the world. . . (tribute.)

Long time ago me and my brother Lozzer here,...
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden,
there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle...
of the road.

And he said:
"Post the best thread in the world,
or I'll eat your souls."

Well me and Lozzer,... we looked at each other,
and we each said...
"Okay."

And we posted the first things that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Thread in the World, it was The Best Thread in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but RATZ."
Rock!

[kiki5711]

I was feeling so bad; I asked my family doctor just what I had. I said "Doctor, Mr. M.D., now can you tell me what's ailing me?" He said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" Yes indeed - All I really need is Rickrollin’. Now gimme that Rick-Rickrolling - all I need is rolling, Rick-Rickrollin’, baby. Richard, please, squeeze me tight. Don't you want your members to be all right? I said, “Richard, now it's for sure? The forum’ll be fixed – yeah? - though you’re on a book tour?” Yes indeed… all I really need…

Put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up, put the lime in the coconut and call me in the moooooornin!

[lordpasternack]

Heartbeat... Why do you miss when Joshua takes the reins?