We can walk on water? So why was that jesus guy making such a big deal about it?Gawdzilla wrote:Updated the Muster Rolls. 491 peeps in a 27' cutter with no sail or mast. Volunteers to get out and walk?
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"Another aspect of the particulateness of the gene is that is does not grow senile; it is no more likely to die when it is a million years old than when it is only a hundred. It leaps from body to body in it's own way and for its own ends, abandoning a succession of mortal bodies before they sink in senility and death" -Richard Dawkins' The Selfish Gene p.34


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Maggot cheese:Boadacia! wrote:This is what happens to us when we listen to that talking snake and eat the forbidden cheese! We get booted out of the garden!![]()
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Is that the cheese you have to shield your face from because they jump out at you?Damien Karras wrote:Maggot cheese:Boadacia! wrote:This is what happens to us when we listen to that talking snake and eat the forbidden cheese! We get booted out of the garden!![]()
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Sicilian, I believe...fuck you & fuck your god wrote:Is that the cheese you have to shield your face from because they jump out at you?Damien Karras wrote:Maggot cheese:Boadacia! wrote:This is what happens to us when we listen to that talking snake and eat the forbidden cheese! We get booted out of the garden!![]()
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Even a cheese lover such as myself has limits...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Tasty Mafia trained maggots! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.JimC wrote:Sicilian, I believe...fuck you & fuck your god wrote:Is that the cheese you have to shield your face from because they jump out at you?Damien Karras wrote:Maggot cheese:Boadacia! wrote:This is what happens to us when we listen to that talking snake and eat the forbidden cheese! We get booted out of the garden!![]()
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Even a cheese lover such as myself has limits...
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Yes I do, at least I have a good idea I do.klr wrote:Welcome fs!flyingscot wrote:Glad to catch the lifeboat......that was quite a storm back there!![]()
I saw earlier that you'd registered, but wasn't sure if you'd posted yet.
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Note that nowhere did I say that would be successful.Ameri Boi wrote:We can walk on water? So why was that jesus guy making such a big deal about it?Gawdzilla wrote:Updated the Muster Rolls. 491 peeps in a 27' cutter with no sail or mast. Volunteers to get out and walk?
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That's beautiful, man.
Capture Jesus and take his super-powers!
Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!
Gawdzilla wrote:Note that nowhere did I say that would be successful.Ameri Boi wrote:We can walk on water? So why was that jesus guy making such a big deal about it?Gawdzilla wrote:Updated the Muster Rolls. 491 peeps in a 27' cutter with no sail or mast. Volunteers to get out and walk?

Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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600 new members so far. 
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All those bottles of gin! Can you afford us?Bri wrote:600 new members so far.
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Just had a vision of you trying to wrest one from JimC.Boadacia! wrote:All those bottles of gin! Can you afford us?Bri wrote:600 new members so far.
This is JimC, by the way. >>>
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Got enough strife trying to give up smoking, so can't be doing with alcoholism as well. Tea addiction will do.Seraph wrote: Just had a vision of you trying to wrest one from JimC.![]()
This is JimC, by the way. >>>
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I never noticed them ones!Gawdzilla wrote:Hell, there are many more smilies at the link above the onboard ones. 3,000 plus last time I looked.I'm With Stupid wrote:I've gotta admit, the "charitable status" reason they were constantly giving always sounded like bullshit to me. Just an excuse to push through any changes they want without having to (ironically) come up with a rational reason for doing so.
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saw the flare light up the skies ... thanks. are any of you celebs by any chance? just wondering because it was extra fun knowing that the grumpy professor was out the front while we tinkered in his back room ...
erm ... sounds kinda odd
... wouldn't want to put josh's nose out of joint. thanks for the welcome.
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