‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

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Re: ‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

Post by I'm With Stupid » Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:17 am

owtth wrote:Thanks to being in god's good graces he managed to finish 21st.
Lol. See this is why sports people shouldn't be interviewed. Just throw yourself down the ice, let us watch you, and fuck off.
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Re: ‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

Post by MattHunX » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:15 am

"...I don’t really believe in atheists."
Never heard that before. Dumb and Dumber. I wonder what his jesus-lover-buddies on the team would say if he had an accident, and okay, maybe even lived. "God wanted me to break my ribs for my sins, but I haven't sinned, so god must've punished me for the sins of others, I have taken one for the team I guess...lol...owww"
I'm pretty sure those atheist who were on his team just went along with the praying so they wouldn't make the jesus-lovers cry.
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Re: ‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

Post by Reverend Blair » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:52 pm

Isn't not believing in atheists kind of like not believing in socks?

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Re: ‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

Post by MattHunX » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:06 pm

Reverend Blair wrote:Isn't not believing in atheists kind of like not believing in socks?
The term "Non-stamp collector" is not appropriate here, right? Something else... :ask:
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Re: ‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

Post by noncredo » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:31 pm

Reverend Blair wrote:Isn't not believing in atheists kind of like not believing in socks?
Well I don't believe in people who don't believe in atheists...or socks.


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Re: ‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

Post by Mishakal » Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:00 am

maiforpeace wrote:We aren't in foxholes, or not on top of bobsled runs. Where in the fuck are we supposed to go? :nono:
Hell of course, it's where all the interesting people go... :twisted:
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Re: ‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

Post by GrayToneS » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:30 am

Let me start by saying; Simon, I'm glad you've found your way to rationalia, P & CA wouldnt be 'current' without you constantly digging up news reports for us.
Simon_Gardner wrote:
“You know there’s no atheist in a foxhole, right?”
Wrong!
Simon_Gardner wrote: “There’s no atheist at the top of a bobsled run, either.”.....“I’ve had atheists on my team and they have no problem talking to God before the run,” Rush said.
The title of the article was quote-mined from a self contradicting statement.
Simon_Gardner wrote:“Everybody likes it. Even the atheists, for instance, they like how it sets the tone.
My family prays before meals at family gatherings. I don't like it! It doesnt "set the tone", or make the food more appetizing than what it already is unless you count the agonizing waiting period while I go through the motions of praying,,,all it does is cool my dinner off!!!
Simon_Gardner wrote:“I pray about the prayer before the race,” Rush said.
I wonder if he prays about his pre-prayer-prayer?
Simon_Gardner wrote:Rush played football for the University of Saskatchewan and was recruited as a bobsledder.
This guy couldnt cut it in a real sport. Then again, the only reason bobsledding is considered a 'sport' is b/c they're competing. Its no wonder the bobsledding majority are religious b/c all it takes is a little push, hop in the bucket, stick your head between your knees and pray. Unless their driving, atheists are too smart to bobsled (no offense Dr. Kwaltz).
The Georgian bobsledder who died must have known bobsledding was a direct ticket to paradise.
Simon_Gardner wrote: “One of my guys at the beginning of the year told me that he’s an atheist,” Rush said. “By the end of the year, he’s not an atheist anymore. He’s not a believer yet, but he’s coming around. I think it’s more important than winning medals, to be honest with you.”
Not a believer, but not an atheist?
Sounds to me like he's lying, pushing a story for the religious hungry media.
I'll bet his atheist teammate is cursing him
owtth wrote:Thanks to being in god's good graces he managed to finish 21st.
Haha
Maybe he should convert to islam, initiating the prayer posture several times a day would be a great workout for a bobsledder!
Although then they could only bobsled into the sun.
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Re: ‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

Post by Thumpalumpacus » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:39 am

Former USAF firefighter. Never prayed, always sprayed. If the dumb sonofabitch isn't thinking at the top of the run, he'll bite it one day at the bottom.
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Re: ‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

Post by kiki5711 » Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:03 pm

They should kiss a hard boiled egg instead! (Jamaican bobsled team Cool Runnings)

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Re: ‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

Post by mozg » Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:39 pm

maiforpeace wrote:We aren't in foxholes, or not on top of bobsled runs. Where in the fuck are we supposed to go? :nono:
Skydiving.

I jump out of planes without praying. Gravity hasn't let me down yet.
MattHunX wrote:Never heard that before. Dumb and Dumber.
I've heard people say they don't believe in atheists before. It's rather like saying you don't believe French people exist. You've got to be a barking lunatic.
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Re: ‘No atheist at the top of a bobsled run’

Post by Chinaski » Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:51 pm

mozg wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:We aren't in foxholes, or not on top of bobsled runs. Where in the fuck are we supposed to go? :nono:
Skydiving.

I jump out of planes without praying. Gravity hasn't let me down yet.
MattHunX wrote:Never heard that before. Dumb and Dumber.
I've heard people say they don't believe in atheists before. It's rather like saying you don't believe French people exist. You've got to be a barking lunatic.
I think they mean that they don't believe there are people who really don't believe in god. It's so inconceivable to them that someone might not believe that they just deny it and say we all do, somewhere down in our heart of hearts or whatever.
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