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by virphen » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:10 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:virphen wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
As long as we can agree on the unblemished virtues of a bloody good pint, mate.
You surely can't be referring to the cat's piss brewed in the UK?
Fuck off. Are you pawiz in disguise?
What an insult!!!!!!
Poor pawiz.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:19 am
virphen wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:virphen wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
As long as we can agree on the unblemished virtues of a bloody good pint, mate.
You surely can't be referring to the cat's piss brewed in the UK?
Fuck off. Are you pawiz in disguise?
What an insult!!!!!!
Poor pawiz.
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by 210karman » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:33 am
virphen wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
As long as we can agree on the unblemished virtues of a bloody good pint, mate.
You surely can't be referring to the cat's piss brewed in the UK?
As opposed to the kittens piss brewed in Oz? Lagerwoowoo.
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by virphen » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:41 am
210karman wrote:
As opposed to the kittens piss brewed in Oz? Lagerwoowoo.
Absolutely, Australian beer is... well fuck knows what it is, but it ain't drinkable.
Nice try though
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by 210karman » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:17 am
virphen wrote:210karman wrote:
As opposed to the kittens piss brewed in Oz? Lagerwoowoo.
Absolutely, Australian beer is... well fuck knows what it is, but it ain't drinkable.
Nice try though
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I've always wondered if Aussie students visiting the UK get back home and say "at least I can get a decent pint now ", which equates to "at least I don't have to suffer the common house spider any more".
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by virphen » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:24 am
210karman wrote:
I've always wondered if Aussie students visiting the UK get back home and say "at least I can get a decent pint now ", which equates to "at least I don't have to suffer the common house spider any more".
It's possible to get great beer in the UK, it's just not usually brewed there. Some German and Czech beers in particular are to die for.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:44 am
virphen wrote:210karman wrote:
I've always wondered if Aussie students visiting the UK get back home and say "at least I can get a decent pint now ", which equates to "at least I don't have to suffer the common house spider any more".
It's possible to get great beer in the UK, it's just not usually brewed there. Some German and Czech beers in particular are to die for.
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by virphen » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:46 am
I don't want a warning from you anyway, yours isn't very valuable in the collecting community.
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by Elessarina » Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:55 pm
Animavore wrote:I want one of those t-shirts.
I'm sorry but as much as I like English people and have many friends from over there my Irish culture demands that we revel in England losing things like sports and war.
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by Animavore » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:09 pm
Elessarina wrote:Animavore wrote:I want one of those t-shirts.
I'm sorry but as much as I like English people and have many friends from over there my Irish culture demands that we revel in England losing things like sports and war.
I really despie schadenfreude. and war? when did we last lose a war?
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by lofuji » Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:41 am
virphen wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
As long as we can agree on the unblemished virtues of a bloody good pint, mate.
You surely can't be referring to the cat's piss brewed in the UK?
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:54 am
lofuji wrote:virphen wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
As long as we can agree on the unblemished virtues of a bloody good pint, mate.
You surely can't be referring to the cat's piss brewed in the UK?
Where've you been drinking?
I suspect he might be a lagerphile. This is worse than I thought!
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by JimC » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:40 am
virphen wrote:210karman wrote:
As opposed to the kittens piss brewed in Oz? Lagerwoowoo.
Absolutely, Australian beer is... well fuck knows what it is, but it ain't drinkable.
Nice try though
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Most of our commericial beers are indeed atrocious, and I like a good imported ale, but there are lots of smaller brewers in Oz that do a damn good job (Cooopers, Little Creatures and many others...)
As for the OP, what a pathetic example of nanny state political correctness gone mad!
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by Horwood Beer-Master » Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:41 am
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