DAMN, TA, you beat me to it!! I had something so similar in mind. Have to post this at TR.Thinking Aloud wrote:
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This dude could teach the course on How to Handle Shit Poorly And Look Like a Giant Cunt in the Process.lordpasternack wrote: The bottom line is that I personally am far more offended by Josh's 'handling' of this debacle than I am of the initial decision.
I thought I had seen some massively poorly handled shit in my time, but compared to Josh Timonen, they were all amateurs.
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It was a masterful clusterfuck, you must give him that. A savant is what he is.
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To be Timonened is so much worse than to be FUBARed.Bella Fortuna wrote:It was a masterful clusterfuck, you must give him that. A savant is what he is.
'Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! ..But He loves you.' - George Carlin
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Oh yes. I like this. Timonenised, as it were.mozg wrote:To be Timonened is so much worse than to be FUBARed.Bella Fortuna wrote:It was a masterful clusterfuck, you must give him that. A savant is what he is.
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I just got a nice truism about josh on to RD front page comments. Have at you, ballbag.
Its three lines from the bottom on the left of my post.
Its three lines from the bottom on the left of my post.
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Josh approves of this thread and laughs at your pain.
(perfect fodder for a lolJosh... just sayin')
(perfect fodder for a lolJosh... just sayin')
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I've just taken a peek at this horrific image ...
Verdict: 50% Neanderthal, 50% wet behind the ears tea boy embodying the Peter Principle on a grand scale.
Verdict: 50% Neanderthal, 50% wet behind the ears tea boy embodying the Peter Principle on a grand scale.
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Some small, four-letter word NEEDS to be photoshopped onto that badge...Bella Fortuna wrote:Josh approves of this thread and laughs at your pain.
(perfect fodder for a lolJosh... just sayin')
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Just stamp a sparkly "H" on his head and turn him into Rimmer.
And I'll let you all play with this idea (and the word "Rimmer") however you wish.
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In the near future, it'll show up in Urban Dictionary with like 65 entries complete with examples of using various forms of 'to Timonen' in a sentence. These examples will involve comparisons to things like the Hindenberg accident, the Challenger disaster, and the design that walkway at the Hyatt in Kansas City.Bella Fortuna wrote:Oh yes. I like this. Timonenised, as it were.mozg wrote:To be Timonened is so much worse than to be FUBARed.Bella Fortuna wrote:It was a masterful clusterfuck, you must give him that. A savant is what he is.
Then one day in the future your grandchildren will ask you 'Grama, I know that to Timonen something means that you have created a black hole of suck so powerful that it can destroy a small city within mere hours, thus rivaling the disappearance of Atlantis.. but surely there could never have been a real Josh Timonen. No human being could ever be that stupid and capable of breathing, right?'
And then you will have to tell your grandchildren the scariest thing that they will ever hear: Hell is not real, but Josh Timonen is.
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TA already did a good version of this a couple of pages back.Calilasseia wrote:I've just taken a peek at this horrific image ...
Verdict: 50% Neanderthal, 50% wet behind the ears tea boy embodying the Peter Principle on a grand scale.
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mozg wrote:In the near future, it'll show up in Urban Dictionary with like 65 entries complete with examples of using various forms of 'to Timonen' in a sentence. These examples will involve comparisons to things like the Hindenberg accident, the Challenger disaster, and the design that walkway at the Hyatt in Kansas City.Bella Fortuna wrote:Oh yes. I like this. Timonenised, as it were.mozg wrote:To be Timonened is so much worse than to be FUBARed.Bella Fortuna wrote:It was a masterful clusterfuck, you must give him that. A savant is what he is.
Then one day in the future your grandchildren will ask you 'Grama, I know that to Timonen something means that you have created a black hole of suck so powerful that it can destroy a small city within mere hours, thus rivaling the disappearance of Atlantis.. but surely there could never have been a real Josh Timonen. No human being could ever be that stupid and capable of breathing, right?'
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