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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Kristie » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:03 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
FIO wrote:These should be in alphabetical order. :coffee:
It's in cranky-logical order now. You can unsoup it if you wish. I have no problem taking advantage of a gravid female. :coffee:
Meh.

I was just looking for somthing to bitch about. There's nothing good to bitch about today. :hehe:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:05 am

FIO wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FIO wrote:These should be in alphabetical order. :coffee:
It's in cranky-logical order now. You can unsoup it if you wish. I have no problem taking advantage of a gravid female. :coffee:
Meh.

I was just looking for somthing to bitch about. There's nothing good to bitch about today. :hehe:
Thanks, we needed some drama. :lol:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Kristie » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:06 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
FIO wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FIO wrote:These should be in alphabetical order. :coffee:
It's in cranky-logical order now. You can unsoup it if you wish. I have no problem taking advantage of a gravid female. :coffee:
Meh.

I was just looking for somthing to bitch about. There's nothing good to bitch about today. :hehe:
Thanks, we needed some drama. :lol:
I can start giving warnings to all the new people. That could be fun. :hehe:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Valden » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:09 am

FIO wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
FIO wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FIO wrote:These should be in alphabetical order. :coffee:
It's in cranky-logical order now. You can unsoup it if you wish. I have no problem taking advantage of a gravid female. :coffee:
Meh.

I was just looking for somthing to bitch about. There's nothing good to bitch about today. :hehe:
Thanks, we needed some drama. :lol:
I can start giving warnings to all the new people. That could be fun. :hehe:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:11 am

Valden wrote:
FIO wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Thanks, we needed some drama. :lol:
I can start giving warnings to all the new people. That could be fun. :hehe:
:cry:
Hey lady, don't you act up! :lay:

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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Kristie » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:13 am

Valden wrote: :cry:
Warnings are badges of honor here. It gives us mods the chance to let power go to our heads. :twisted:
They're pretty meaningless actually. ;)
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:22 am

Warnings are only given for really serious crimes here - such as rerailing a runaway thread, insulting Stilton, not fucking in the fuck thread and, of course, excessive punning!
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by JimC » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:32 am

I just hope someone will make a contribution to my frog erythrocytes thread... :eddy:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:34 am

JimC wrote:I just hope someone will make a contribution to my frog erythrocytes thread... :eddy:

It's not all gluttony, sexual depravity and drunken debauchery over here...
Oh I dunno, those froggies.... :naughty:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Valden » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:38 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Warnings are only given for really serious crimes here - such as rerailing a runaway thread, insulting Stilton, not fucking in the fuck thread and, of course, excessive punning!
Well in that case, I'm surely fucked. :hehe:

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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by virphen » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:39 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Warnings are only given for really serious crimes here - such as rerailing a runaway thread, insulting Stilton, not fucking in the fuck
thread and, of course, excessive punning!
Define excessive...

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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:40 am

virphen wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Warnings are only given for really serious crimes here - such as rerailing a runaway thread, insulting Stilton, not fucking in the fuck
thread and, of course, excessive punning!
Define excessive...
Whatever DP thinks is excessive - more than 1/2 a pun usually. :hehe:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by fuck you & fuck your god » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:30 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
virphen wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Warnings are only given for really serious crimes here - such as rerailing a runaway thread, insulting Stilton, not fucking in the fuck
thread and, of course, excessive punning!
Define excessive...
Whatever DP thinks is excessive - more than 1/2 a pun usually. :hehe:
What 's the penalty for 10 or so a day? I can't be cowed into going lower.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:31 am

fuck you & fuck your god wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
virphen wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Warnings are only given for really serious crimes here - such as rerailing a runaway thread, insulting Stilton, not fucking in the fuck
thread and, of course, excessive punning!
Define excessive...
Whatever DP thinks is excessive - more than 1/2 a pun usually. :hehe:
What 's the penalty for 10 or so a day? I can't be cowed into going lower.
That is bound to get you close to the top of the warnings league - a very good thing around these parts! :biggrin:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:41 am

fuck you & fuck your god wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
virphen wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Warnings are only given for really serious crimes here - such as rerailing a runaway thread, insulting Stilton, not fucking in the fuck
thread and, of course, excessive punning!
Define excessive...
Whatever DP thinks is excessive - more than 1/2 a pun usually. :hehe:
What 's the penalty for 10 or so a day? I can't be cowed into going lower.
Maybe not cowed, but bullied? Or so I ovine.

(getting them in now while the Punfinder General will be distracted... ) :shifty:
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