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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:48 pm

pawiz wrote:The big question is, who do we get to eat? Someone in the lifeboat must be sacrificed.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:49 pm

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Bella Fortuna wrote:Amuse us, damn you! :dq:
Throws up half a gallon of seawater over the people in the lifeboat.

I'll get right on it as soon as I stop drowning.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:50 pm

pawiz wrote:The big question is, who do we get to eat? Someone in the lifeboat must be sacrificed.
Jesus god, I hope it's you. It's the moment I've been waiting for... :plot:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Don't Panic » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:51 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
pawiz wrote:The big question is, who do we get to eat? Someone in the lifeboat must be sacrificed.
Jesus god, I hope it's you. It's the moment I've been waiting for... :plot:
I would much rather eat you. :lick2:
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And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Kristie » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:52 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
pawiz wrote:The big question is, who do we get to eat? Someone in the lifeboat must be sacrificed.
Jesus god, I hope it's you. It's the moment I've been waiting for... :plot:
He's gotten too skinny! When's Dev gonna be back?
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:53 pm

DP wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
pawiz wrote:The big question is, who do we get to eat? Someone in the lifeboat must be sacrificed.
Jesus god, I hope it's you. It's the moment I've been waiting for... :plot:
I would much rather eat you. :lick2:
:shifty: Ooh, the crisis is making you all amorous n' stuff....
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Kristie » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:53 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
DP wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
pawiz wrote:The big question is, who do we get to eat? Someone in the lifeboat must be sacrificed.
Jesus god, I hope it's you. It's the moment I've been waiting for... :plot:
I would much rather eat you. :lick2:
:shifty: Ooh, the crisis is making you all amorous n' stuff....
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:53 pm

FIO wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
pawiz wrote:The big question is, who do we get to eat? Someone in the lifeboat must be sacrificed.
Jesus god, I hope it's you. It's the moment I've been waiting for... :plot:
He's gotten too skinny! When's Dev gonna be back?
Yeah, he'd be like week-old dead weasel. :nono:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:54 pm

FIO wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
DP wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
pawiz wrote:The big question is, who do we get to eat? Someone in the lifeboat must be sacrificed.
Jesus god, I hope it's you. It's the moment I've been waiting for... :plot:
I would much rather eat you. :lick2:
:shifty: Ooh, the crisis is making you all amorous n' stuff....
:naughty:
Let the angry sex commence. :levi:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Don't Panic » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:54 pm

FIO wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
DP wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
pawiz wrote:The big question is, who do we get to eat? Someone in the lifeboat must be sacrificed.
Jesus god, I hope it's you. It's the moment I've been waiting for... :plot:
I would much rather eat you. :lick2:
:shifty: Ooh, the crisis is making you all amorous n' stuff....
:naughty:
You too, no woman left behind. :FMF3:
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Kristie » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:55 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Let the angry sex commence. :levi:
Now this has officially turned into a Ratz Welcome thread. :hehe:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:55 pm

That's six rescued so far.... :eddy:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Don't Panic » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:57 pm

FIO wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Let the angry sex commence. :levi:
Now this has officially turned into a Ratz Welcome thread. :hehe:
Yep, mentions of cheese, sex and cannibalism. This thread is official. :tup:
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:58 pm

FIO wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Let the angry sex commence. :levi:
Now this has officially turned into a Ratz Welcome thread. :hehe:
Nobody's been flagellated with uncooked bacon yet, though. :eddy:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:58 pm

We shall lure them in with our rude smilies. :twisted: :licky: :FMF1: :FMF3: Image :?
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