They should at least put the contract out to tender. I'd pray for the police for £9,900.klr wrote:Shouldn't an auditor/comptroller be investigating this?
£10,000 grant to pray for police.
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Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
£9000. "Pick me! Pick me!"Xamonas Chegwé wrote:They should at least put the contract out to tender. I'd pray for the police for £9,900.klr wrote:Shouldn't an auditor/comptroller be investigating this?
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Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
Gimme 2.5k each and I can pry for a couple of corrupt ones by name 
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Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
Hmmm, tell you what, I'll subcontract the praying to India for 500 quid, and I'll throw in 6 whole villages praying all at once. ... Or we can work out a pro rata system based on prayer throughput numbers. I can do you up to 2.9Kps* per month for £49.99 pcm, but you'll have to sign an 18 month contract. Terms and conditions apply**
*Kilo Prayers This is a maximum. Actual prayer bandwidth may depend upon how many small brown people PWN U. can get for 0.25p a day.
**By accessing this service in any way, shape, or form, directly or
indirectly, you (hereinafter, Sucker) grant "Prayers? Well, No". and his duly
authorized agents (hereinafter, collectively, PWN U) carte blanche, including
but not limited to unrestricted use and abuse of the Suckers's personal information,
personal property, personal anatomy, and increasingly precarious emotional
state.
This agreement may be be altered at any time by PWN U. Quietly changing a
document somewhere on the Internet shall constitute notification. It is
incumbent on the Sucker to locate these changes, seeing as how the Sucker grants
automatic blanket consent to any such changes.
Should any part of this agreement be found illegal, the remaining parts shall
remain in full force. Parts found merely unethical or tasteless may be
doubled in magnitude, solely at the discretion of PWN U."
... Or we can work out a pro rata system based on prayer throughput numbers. I can do you up to 2.9Kps* per month for £49.99 pcm, but you'll have to sign an 18 month contract. Terms and conditions apply***Kilo Prayers This is a maximum. Actual prayer bandwidth may depend upon how many small brown people PWN U. can get for 0.25p a day.
**By accessing this service in any way, shape, or form, directly or
indirectly, you (hereinafter, Sucker) grant "Prayers? Well, No". and his duly
authorized agents (hereinafter, collectively, PWN U) carte blanche, including
but not limited to unrestricted use and abuse of the Suckers's personal information,
personal property, personal anatomy, and increasingly precarious emotional
state.
This agreement may be be altered at any time by PWN U. Quietly changing a
document somewhere on the Internet shall constitute notification. It is
incumbent on the Sucker to locate these changes, seeing as how the Sucker grants
automatic blanket consent to any such changes.
Should any part of this agreement be found illegal, the remaining parts shall
remain in full force. Parts found merely unethical or tasteless may be
doubled in magnitude, solely at the discretion of PWN U."
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The £10,000 would have been better spent buying tasers for old ladies...
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Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
Is that tasers for use by old ladies, or tasers for use on old ladies?Clinton Huxley wrote:The £10,000 would have been better spent buying tasers for old ladies...
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Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
I don't mind, really.......klr wrote:Is that tasers for use by old ladies, or tasers for use on old ladies?Clinton Huxley wrote:The £10,000 would have been better spent buying tasers for old ladies...
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
Clinton Huxley wrote:I don't mind, reallyklr wrote:Is that tasers for use by old ladies, or tasers for use on old ladies?Clinton Huxley wrote:The £10,000 would have been better spent buying tasers for old ladies..........
Oh, back on topic ... I like how we all briefly agree this is fucking crap and just get on with the derision and derail.
no fences
Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
Well what can you sayCharlou wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:I don't mind, reallyklr wrote:Is that tasers for use by old ladies, or tasers for use on old ladies?Clinton Huxley wrote:The £10,000 would have been better spent buying tasers for old ladies...
Oh, back on topic ... I like how we all briefly agree this is fucking crap and just get on with the derision and derail.
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Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
I hope they have a nice BBQ from that money with the local church groups to encourage interaction. All paid for by the tax payers of course.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:
I'm paying taxes for this bollocks.
A Christian policing group which believes that the power of prayer can catch criminals and keep officers safe from harm has been awarded a £10,000 grant from the Home Office to widen its involvement with local church groups.
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Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
They already do:Pappa wrote:Next they'll be using psychic detectives.
Rachel Nickell murder.
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Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
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The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [Macbeth]
It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [BH (Calcutta), failed]
Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope. [Freewheelin' Franklin]
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Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
So we are paying for the police to be prayed for ...and then paying for the Pope to visit ... If the Police guarded the Pope on their own time and money wouldn't he pray for them and we could all save a load of money ???
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Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
It gets worse.
I can't tell you how much I dislike this woman...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8497365.stm
I can't tell you how much I dislike this woman...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8497365.stm
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Re: £10,000 grant to pray for police.
Her?AshtonBlack wrote:I can't tell you how much I dislike this woman...
Sorry. I know that isn't fair, but I just couldn't help myself.
That woman needs a punch in the face while queueing up at a bank.
We'd see how much her attacker's religiousity will count for then.
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