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The best quote.
What's the best quote from a creationist?
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Re: The best quote.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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A death rattle?Deep Sea Isopod wrote:What's the best quote from a creationist?
P1: I am a nobody.
P2: Nobody is perfect.
C: Therefore, I am perfect
P2: Nobody is perfect.
C: Therefore, I am perfect
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It was good to see my friends at Rapture Ready were so well represented 
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Quote# 69349
I submitted my paper today, 15 pages on the Seventh-day Adventists. I'm not ready to actually post it yet, but my conclusion was inconclusive, but strongly leaning toward categorizing them as a sect, mainly based on their strange eschatology plus their beliefs of investigative judgment, soul sleep and the annihilation of the wicked in the end, instead of their eternal, continual punishment in hell. Plus there is the impossibility to verify any of Ellen White's "visions."
FrankBeMe, RR 38 Comments [1/6/2010 1:51:43 AM]
Fundie Index: 24
WTF?! || meh
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Quote# 69403
The slide of morality, due to the removal of THE moral law from all public buildings in the US, is the basis for many of the atrosities that are taking place within the country. The public now has its own set of values replacing the proven historical values that had made this country great in the eyes of the World and it's own citizenry. Obama has continued that slide. Now we accept the sleazy as normal and the degradation of our way of life continues unabated. Sarah Palin may present the country with a choice for a return to sanity in 2012
J. Bean, http://theweek.com 39 Comments [1/6/2010 12:46:38 AM]
Fundie Index: 30
Submitted By: Mathew
WTF?! || meh
I submitted my paper today, 15 pages on the Seventh-day Adventists. I'm not ready to actually post it yet, but my conclusion was inconclusive, but strongly leaning toward categorizing them as a sect, mainly based on their strange eschatology plus their beliefs of investigative judgment, soul sleep and the annihilation of the wicked in the end, instead of their eternal, continual punishment in hell. Plus there is the impossibility to verify any of Ellen White's "visions."
FrankBeMe, RR 38 Comments [1/6/2010 1:51:43 AM]
Fundie Index: 24
WTF?! || meh
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Quote# 69403
The slide of morality, due to the removal of THE moral law from all public buildings in the US, is the basis for many of the atrosities that are taking place within the country. The public now has its own set of values replacing the proven historical values that had made this country great in the eyes of the World and it's own citizenry. Obama has continued that slide. Now we accept the sleazy as normal and the degradation of our way of life continues unabated. Sarah Palin may present the country with a choice for a return to sanity in 2012
J. Bean, http://theweek.com 39 Comments [1/6/2010 12:46:38 AM]
Fundie Index: 30
Submitted By: Mathew
WTF?! || meh
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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