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Thinking Aloud
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by Thinking Aloud » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:34 pm
AshtonBlack wrote:Can we assume that this is a central african climate (what with the cheetahs and giraffes) if so those sheep are gonna fry in that coat.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no, you don't
understand.
(Condescending smile.) Conditions for everyone will be
perfect.
Don't you see?
Conditions will be
perfect for the giraffe,
perfect for the cheetah,
perfect for the sheep, and
perfect for God's Chosen.
How could it be otherwise? (Gentle pat on shoulder.)
I have a booklet that can explain it in more detail...
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by Rum » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:39 pm
Thinking Aloud wrote:AshtonBlack wrote:Can we assume that this is a central african climate (what with the cheetahs and giraffes) if so those sheep are gonna fry in that coat.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no, you don't
understand.
(Condescending smile.) Conditions for everyone will be
perfect.
Don't you see?
Conditions will be
perfect for the giraffe,
perfect for the cheetah,
perfect for the sheep, and
perfect for God's Chosen.
How could it be otherwise? (Gentle pat on shoulder.)
I have a booklet that can explain it in more detail...
Thank you for clarifying that sir. I have read the leaflet, understood and absorbed its contents and I find myself convinced.
Do you have a spare Bible I could study please? I am new to all this wonderful stuff you see.
..mind you I had better read it quickly if all this is meant to come to a head tomorrow I believe.
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by Thinking Aloud » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:50 pm
Rum wrote:Thinking Aloud wrote:AshtonBlack wrote:Can we assume that this is a central african climate (what with the cheetahs and giraffes) if so those sheep are gonna fry in that coat.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no, you don't
understand.
(Condescending smile.) Conditions for everyone will be
perfect.
Don't you see?
Conditions will be
perfect for the giraffe,
perfect for the cheetah,
perfect for the sheep, and
perfect for God's Chosen.
How could it be otherwise? (Gentle pat on shoulder.)
I have a booklet that can explain it in more detail...
Thank you for clarifying that sir. I have read the leaflet, understood and absorbed its contents and I find myself convinced.
Do you have a spare Bible I could study please? I am new to all this wonderful stuff you see.
..mind you I had better read it quickly if all this is meant to come to a head tomorrow I believe.
We have our own special edition with many additional notes and clarifications.
Here, and God Bless.
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by Rum » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:52 pm
Thinking Aloud wrote:Rum wrote:Thinking Aloud wrote:AshtonBlack wrote:Can we assume that this is a central african climate (what with the cheetahs and giraffes) if so those sheep are gonna fry in that coat.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no, you don't
understand.
(Condescending smile.) Conditions for everyone will be
perfect.
Don't you see?
Conditions will be
perfect for the giraffe,
perfect for the cheetah,
perfect for the sheep, and
perfect for God's Chosen.
How could it be otherwise? (Gentle pat on shoulder.)
I have a booklet that can explain it in more detail...
Thank you for clarifying that sir. I have read the leaflet, understood and absorbed its contents and I find myself convinced.
Do you have a spare Bible I could study please? I am new to all this wonderful stuff you see.
..mind you I had better read it quickly if all this is meant to come to a head tomorrow I believe.
We have our own special edition with many additional notes and clarifications.
Here, and God Bless.
How kind. See you in heaven?
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by Thinking Aloud » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:56 pm
Rum wrote:Thinking Aloud wrote:Rum wrote:Thinking Aloud wrote:AshtonBlack wrote:Can we assume that this is a central african climate (what with the cheetahs and giraffes) if so those sheep are gonna fry in that coat.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no, you don't
understand.
(Condescending smile.) Conditions for everyone will be
perfect.
Don't you see?
Conditions will be
perfect for the giraffe,
perfect for the cheetah,
perfect for the sheep, and
perfect for God's Chosen.
How could it be otherwise? (Gentle pat on shoulder.)
I have a booklet that can explain it in more detail...
Thank you for clarifying that sir. I have read the leaflet, understood and absorbed its contents and I find myself convinced.
Do you have a spare Bible I could study please? I am new to all this wonderful stuff you see.
..mind you I had better read it quickly if all this is meant to come to a head tomorrow I believe.
We have our own special edition with many additional notes and clarifications.
Here, and God Bless.
How kind. See you in heaven?
I will pray that it will be so.
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by leo-rcc » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:20 am
So, who's been raptured today?
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by Ace » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:25 am
Everything is fine over here. Which is kinda bad since I was looking forward to it.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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by Animavore » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:27 am
Shit. I better call that creationist friend of mine and see if he's still around.
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by Rum » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:44 am
I feel pee shivers, but not rapture...yet.
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by Animavore » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:45 am
Dammit. He's still here.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:22 pm
'nother false alarm. Jesus is just testing the faithful. If any of them still have their worldly possessions they don't have enough faith.
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by Pappa » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:38 pm
Animavore wrote: Dammit. He's still here.
You could speed his rapture on a bit.
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by Clinton Huxley » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:49 pm
Weird, I appear to be sitting on a cloud sipping vintage champagne from a unicorn horn
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:50 pm
Clinton Huxley wrote:Weird, I appear to be sitting on a cloud sipping vintage champagne from a unicorn horn
"Now class, observe his reaction when I apply the wires to this part of the brain."
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by Thinking Aloud » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:06 pm
Clinton Huxley wrote:Weird, I appear to be sitting on a cloud sipping vintage champagne from a unicorn horn
I
presume the unicorn died of old age.
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