You guys ready for the 21st?

[Feck]

I can't wait to log onto Rapture Ready to find they are all still there post rapture sinners like the rest of us .

Oh the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

[Clinton Huxley]

I'm predicting that the RATure will occur when Zilla reaches 50,000 posts....

[leo-rcc]

That’s right, you pay for your groceries with 11:11, you pay for your gas with 11:11. You pay all of your bills and whatever you buy- with your 11:11 money. If this is correct, then the death of the dollar has been planned for a very, very long time- and with a very, very precise time-table. The U.S. dollar is the reserve currency of the entire world. Is the entire global-economy as we have known it on a head-on collision trajectory with 11/11? We shall know in a few short days if this is the same 11/11 that would correspond to the “year of eleven”- 2009. Let’s hope that if the 11:11 dollar is set to die on the date of 11/11, that it is at least in 2 more years: 2011. We may not have that luxury of time however: 2011=2+0+1+1=4. But, 2009=2+0+0+9=11.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

..... WASPs, interesting. Are they the only subset of humanity that believe this shit?

Look at the noses on the girls. They're all Jewish.

[Deep Sea Isopod]

FFS. Not again. That's the third rapture this year.

And they all scare the crap out of me!

[Ace]

So da rapture takes place tomorrow? Hope so, would mean there would be no need to go out tomorrow.
Ok so...those who believe this rapture will happen...cans I has your money?

[Horwood Beer-Master]

FFS. Not again. That's the third rapture this year.

And they all scare the crap out of me!

That Raptor's been plucked.
Where's it's plumage?

[drl2]

That site's been mentioned a number of times on Pharyngula. Their predicted rapture dates keep on passing by, and they just search-and-replace with a new date each time.

[Don't Panic]

So da rapture takes place tomorrow? Hope so, would mean there would be no need to go out tomorrow.
Ok so...those who believe this rapture will happen...cans I has your money?

Ace, why the hell are you asking that question here? Do you honestly think any of us are going to be taken up in any sort of a rapture?

We'll be the ones standing by to do the looting as soon as they're gone.

[Rum]

I'm working at home tomorrow...just in case.

[maiforpeace]

According to the JW's, this is where you end up after the rapture. Leopards and lambs all hanging out together peacefully by the idyllic brook having a picnic.

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[Red Katie]

What do the leopards eat? Grass? They don't have the right teeth.

[AshtonBlack]

Can we assume that this is a central african climate (what with the cheetahs and giraffes) if so those sheep are gonna fry in that coat.

[Rum]

'The lion will lie down with the lamb'...sure!

[Ace]

So da rapture takes place tomorrow? Hope so, would mean there would be no need to go out tomorrow.
Ok so...those who believe this rapture will happen...cans I has your money?

Ace, why the hell are you asking that question here? Do you honestly think any of us are going to be taken up in any sort of a rapture?

We'll be the ones standing by to do the looting as soon as they're gone.

I knew that