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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:11 am

JimC wrote:Not that it's Aussie rules, but the Melboune Storm just won its 2nd Rugby Leage Grand Final in 4 consecutive appearances over 4 years...

We take a NSW game, and trounce them convincingly...

Melbourne rules! :cheers:
:woot: Actually a game devised in Northern England but yeah...

Yeah i support Melbourne have done so since almost year one
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:59 am

I will bump this thread, because I feel like it...

The lads are training in the hot, sweltering sun...

Just watching them makes me feel fitter... :biggrin:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by Joe Bloe » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:28 am

Believe nothing you hear and only half what you see.

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:42 am

Classic stuff, Joe - hope the Yanks and Brits watch this to see what they're missing! :tup:

If you can find one of the best bumps and or biffo, we could show them a whole other dimension of enjoyable violence! :lol:
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Post by Joe Bloe » Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:43 am

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:26 am

I was watching fox sports and they had choose your favorite grand final and they would play it on fox sports they had no 2004 grand final. :lay:

So here it goes!



Gratuitous violence great football and a glorious Port Adelaide victory.

Those where the days. :woot:

2001-2004 69 wins 19 losses 3 minor premierships 1 premiership and finished top 4 all those years.

Unlike crows scum (we didn't fluke our premiership either) we actually made the finals the year after we won the flag whereas the cows finished the lowest position in AFL/VFL *history* on the ladder 14th for a defending premiership and have done fuck all since. :funny:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by The Atheist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:49 pm

Good god!

There's a Rules thread.

Big Collingwood fan here.
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by devogue » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:51 pm

The Atheist wrote:Good god!

There's a Rules thread.

Big Collingwood fan here.
Ten posts and you've found this shite already. :hehe:

Our amateur hill farmers kick the crap out of you lot every time.

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:28 pm

The Atheist wrote:Good god!

There's a Rules thread.

Big Collingwood fan here.
:mob: :mob: :mob:

(the club every other AFL fan loves to hate...)

Cats fan here...

2 premierships in 3 years, thank you very much, with another in the offing in '10...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by The Atheist » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:44 pm

Devogue wrote:Ten posts and you've found this shite already. :hehe:

Our amateur hill farmers kick the crap out of you lot every time.
And then go home to make love to their sisters while the Mighty Men of Magpie go out rooting all the good looking sheilas.

Winning isn't everything.

(Well, it is actually, but when you never win you take what you can get!)
JimC wrote: :mob: :mob: :mob:

(the club every other AFL fan loves to hate...)

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Pussy.

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:22 am

The Atheist wrote:

You know it's the hate that binds us, don't you?
Indeed I do...

And the shared hobbies, like stealing hubcaps and torturing small animals... :twisted:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:53 am

The Atheist wrote: And then go home to make love to their sisters while the Mighty Men of Magpie go out rooting bogan chicks

Winning isn't everything when you have won one premiership in 51 years and have lost 10 grand finals in those said years.
:fix:

Oh noes more collingwood scum oh well i guess at least you don't support the crows i hate those cunts with a passion. :lay:

Go the Power! :D
JimC wrote:
The Atheist wrote:

You know it's the hate that binds us, don't you?
Indeed I do...

And the shared hobbies, like stealing hubcaps and torturing small animals... :twisted:
The common hobbies that bind all victorian clubs except melbourne which has no fans. :levi:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:26 pm

Image

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Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by A Monkey Shaved » Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:39 am

The saints a getting ready for the real football season to start in their up coming clash with the Swans to kick of their season. Go the Saints!!!
BTW I am just getting my fantasy team together and Nick Riewoldt is on of my first picks. I hope I do a bit better this year.
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