The wonder that is Boris Johnson

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The wonder that is Boris Johnson

Post by Rum » Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:12 pm

A great quote from him today about Labour:

"I think the Labour government is almost completely discredited. In my view they have bogged it up in the most imperial, inter-galactic fashion".

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Re: The wonder that is Boris Johnson

Post by devogue » Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:30 pm

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.
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Re: The wonder that is Boris Johnson

Post by klr » Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:25 pm

Rum wrote:A great quote from him today about Labour:

"I think the Labour government is almost completely discredited. In my view they have bogged it up in the most imperial, inter-galactic fashion".
:funny: :funny:

:hilarious: :hilarious:

Although it must be said, the competition for the greatest ever Boris Johnson quote is very lively:

"My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters"

"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3"

"He's lost the plot, people tell me. He's drifting rudderless in the wide Sargasso Sea of New Labour's ideological vacuum"

... and so on:

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Re: The wonder that is Boris Johnson

Post by AshtonBlack » Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:27 pm

Despite his foot-in-mouth syndrome, he's the only Tory I like.

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