Favourite God?

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Re: Favourite God?

Post by cowiz » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:13 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:Loki, 'cos he was a cunt.
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Re: Favourite God?

Post by maiforpeace » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:18 pm

I typed in "God of Sex" to find my answer and this is the first thing that came up: http://www.sexinchrist.com/ :hehe:
I don't know my gods I guess. :dono:
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Re: Favourite God?

Post by lsdetroit » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:47 pm

Deimos and Phobos. The twin-brother gods of FEAR. :-)
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Re: Favourite God?

Post by devogue » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:51 pm

BYHT

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Re: Favourite God?

Post by devogue » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:52 pm

Sorry - I did a really massive fucking sneeze and managed to type and fucking submit that somehow.

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Re: Favourite God?

Post by lsdetroit » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:59 pm

Devogue wrote:Sorry - I did a really massive fucking sneeze and managed to type and fucking submit that somehow.

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Re: Favourite God?

Post by Drewish » Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:45 pm

Anubis, you are chosen!

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Re: Favourite God?

Post by Mysturji » Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:00 pm

Do you really need to ask?
Do I even need to say it?





Oh, what the fuck.

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Re: Favourite God?

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:27 pm

Sun Wukong. The Great Sage. Equal of Heaven.

Not actually a god, but granted full enlightenment from Buddha after fetching some ancient scrolls from India.
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Re: Favourite God?

Post by War Arrow » Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:30 pm

Huitzilopochtli. Obviously. :roll:

He moves the sun through the sky, fattens the corn that fills our bellies, ensures that we are never wanting for a good old fashioned punch-up. No contest.
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Re: Favourite God?

Post by JOZeldenrust » Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:57 pm

Athena - she combines aesthetic and analytic wisdom, and she features prominently in some of the best stories ever told.

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Re: Favourite God?

Post by charlou » Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:50 am

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Re: Favourite God?

Post by Don't Panic » Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:32 am

Imhotep has always been a personal favourite, in one of my less lucid states of mind I once claimed to be reincarnated from him. :drunk:
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Re: Favourite God?

Post by FedUpWithFaith » Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:42 am

Charlou wrote:My partner during orgasm ... Oh my fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddd.............................. Image

How many different gods have you worshipped this way?

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Re: Favourite God?

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:05 pm

DP wrote:Imhotep has always been a personal favourite, in one of my less lucid states of mind I once claimed to be reincarnated from him. :drunk:
High priest and chief architect to King Djoser. Designer of the first (stepped) pyramid. (I may be wrong, but I'm sure I got it in a book somewhere.)
He's not a god. ;)
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