Woman leaves $40,000 at Md. shrine for safekeeping
Jesus, I wish I'd been the groundskeeper that week. The Virgin Mary would have been on the take.
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Woman leaves $40,000 at Md. shrine for safekeeping
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Re: Woman leaves $40,000 at Md. shrine for safekeeping
A Replica Lourdes 
I thought the original was bad enough.
I thought the original was bad enough.
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"Up here at the grotto, you get a lot of people that are very, very faithful," Tronolone said, "and they do things you and I would never be stupid enough to do."
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Why do I find myself wishing - just a little - that the groundskeeper, or whoever found all that, wasn't quite so honest? I'll betcha the Holy Blessed Virgin Mother wouldn't have been given the credit for the whole lot going missing.
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Can you imagine him giving thanks to the Blessed Unfucked Mother for the "gift" of enough money to buy some really good blow and take a trip to someplace where he could indulge that fantasy he'd been suppressing all these years?Thinking Aloud wrote:Why do I find myself wishing - just a little - that the groundskeeper, or whoever found all that, wasn't quite so honest? I'll betcha the Holy Blessed Virgin Mother wouldn't have been given the credit for the whole lot going missing.
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"Virgin Mary's gift of $40,000 to poor groundskeeper at shrine. Woman claims she left it under some leaves last week and wants it back."Gawdzilla wrote:Can you imagine him giving thanks to the Blessed Unfucked Mother for the "gift" of enough money to buy some really good blow and take a trip to someplace where he could indulge that fantasy he'd been suppressing all these years?Thinking Aloud wrote:Why do I find myself wishing - just a little - that the groundskeeper, or whoever found all that, wasn't quite so honest? I'll betcha the Holy Blessed Virgin Mother wouldn't have been given the credit for the whole lot going missing.
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"Conwoman tries to cheat poor 'Hagrid' out of heavenly blessing." Tonight on Nancy Grace.Thinking Aloud wrote:"Virgin Mary's gift of $40,000 to poor groundskeeper at shrine. Woman claims she left it under some leaves last week and wants it back."Gawdzilla wrote:Can you imagine him giving thanks to the Blessed Unfucked Mother for the "gift" of enough money to buy some really good blow and take a trip to someplace where he could indulge that fantasy he'd been suppressing all these years?Thinking Aloud wrote:Why do I find myself wishing - just a little - that the groundskeeper, or whoever found all that, wasn't quite so honest? I'll betcha the Holy Blessed Virgin Mother wouldn't have been given the credit for the whole lot going missing.
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Nailed it!Gawdzilla wrote:"Conwoman tries to cheat poor 'Hagrid' out of heavenly blessing." Tonight on Nancy Grace.Thinking Aloud wrote:"Virgin Mary's gift of $40,000 to poor groundskeeper at shrine. Woman claims she left it under some leaves last week and wants it back."Gawdzilla wrote:Can you imagine him giving thanks to the Blessed Unfucked Mother for the "gift" of enough money to buy some really good blow and take a trip to someplace where he could indulge that fantasy he'd been suppressing all these years?Thinking Aloud wrote:Why do I find myself wishing - just a little - that the groundskeeper, or whoever found all that, wasn't quite so honest? I'll betcha the Holy Blessed Virgin Mother wouldn't have been given the credit for the whole lot going missing.
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