The Superman Analogy

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The Superman Analogy

Post by Thinking Aloud » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:41 pm

A few weeks ago I was discussing my atheism with some relatives, who are Roman Catholics. The usual arguments were made, and I commented on the lack of evidence, and the contradictory nature of the Bible - especially the new testament gospels.

Anyway one thought it reasonable that if you had four versions of the same basic story (the gospels) by four different people, that was pretty good evidence that it must be true. Naturally I disagreed, given that the four stories were in the same book, and were likely copied from each other to some extent.

It set me thinking about a suitable analogy, and Superman came to mind. Fast forward 2000 years, where most other records have been lost, but there's one ancient sacred casket containing the books and moving pictures telling his remarkable story...

"In the beginning the Lords of Krypton sent their Son to Earth."

There are numerous versions of the story but all agree on key points, such as his extra-terrestrial origin, his earthly companions, his alter-ego, his weaknesses, and his enemies. And they all agree that he did good deeds for ordinary people, and fought evil. They differ in some details, and even contradict each other in places, but the fact that they agree on so many important aspects mean it's pretty good evidence that the story is true, right?

The images we have all show the same basic characteristics ... More evidence it must be true.

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Though recent Superological academics have questioned whether Superman was, in fact, a woman.
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Anyway, it worked for me. :shock: :shifty:

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Post by lsdetroit » Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:57 am

i knew he was real!
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Re: The Superman Analogy

Post by Sisifo » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:13 am

Superman was the first trigger of my atheism. When as a child I thought it was stupid to go to grab an iceberg to put off a fire, I concluded that superman's powers and intelligence were limited by the writer's imagination. And then, I took a bible and read about God stopping the sunset to slaughter the enemies, and other just dumb miracles and I arrived to the same conclusion: That God is just as powerful as the writer of the story could imagine, and in a quantum physics and nuclear era, he looked as silly as a wooden club in a lightsabers fight...

Never liked Superman much... For a guy wearing tight birefs, he was too flat in the groin. Didn't command respect...

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Re: The Superman Analogy

Post by charlou » Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:15 am

Sisifo wrote:Never liked Superman much... For a guy wearing tight birefs, he was too flat in the groin. Didn't command respect...
:mrgreen:


But yeah, superhero/gawd analogies aren't new and theists not getting the obvious irony isn't new either.
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Re: The Superman Analogy

Post by FedUpWithFaith » Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:10 am

Sisifo wrote:Never liked Superman much... For a guy wearing tight birefs, he was too flat in the groin. Didn't command respect...
Ahem..

Superman was obviously a grower, not a shower. He was a gentleman and not a show off and I'm sure he devoted a significant fraction of his powers to looking modest at all times. I always assumed that it would be dangerous for Superman to have sex with a human woman anyway, no matter what happened in the movies. Not only would his thrusting likely tear up a woman, with the possible exception of LordP, but I always thought his super-sperm would devastate internal female plumbing as well, like a caustic cancer invasion.

I'd say you don't fuck with Superman or fuck him either, man or woman. But you could ass-rape Clark Kent all you liked. That guy was a pussy.

Let's face it though, if you really need a large superhuman penis you have to go with one of the black superheroes like Black Superman (yes, DC comics briefly had this!), Black Lightening, War Machine, the Green Lantern, or Spawn. I've heard rumors that Spawn's penis, though enormous, had sharp spikes on it near the frenulum. So you'd really need some skillz to deal with that guy. Once you go black superpenis, you never go back.

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Re: The Superman Analogy

Post by charlou » Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:25 am

FedUpWithFaith wrote:I'd say you don't fuck with Superman or fuck him either, man or woman. But you could ass-rape Clark Kent all you liked. That guy was a pussy.
A bit like how the Romans differentiated between God and Jesus, by all accounts. :ddpan:

But what of the holy ghost? :tea:
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Re: The Superman Analogy

Post by Sisifo » Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:18 am

FedUpWithFaith wrote:
Sisifo wrote:Never liked Superman much... For a guy wearing tight birefs, he was too flat in the groin. Didn't command respect...
Ahem..

Superman was obviously a grower, not a shower. He was a gentleman and not a show off and I'm sure he devoted a significant fraction of his powers to looking modest at all times.
Then he also had the penis disappearing power... In that suit there's nowhere to hide it...

Anyway... a funny cover when I looked for the "black superman":
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Re: The Superman Analogy

Post by FedUpWithFaith » Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:32 am

Sisifo wrote:Anyway... a funny cover when I looked for the "black superman":
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Finally, a good explanation for Ali's brain damage.

I also got a chuckle seeing Batman is in the audience. I'll lay you five to one that he's telling the guy in front of him that he "hopes the white guy pulverizes that nigger".

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