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This could be fun

Post by Azathoth » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:15 pm

I filled in one of the Scientologist's personality tests and now they are hassling me by e-mail to go to Birmingham to collect the results and get some expensive brainwashing. Time to play :biggrin:
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Post by Chinaski » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:22 pm

Careful, man, I went into the Scientologist church in Berlin to take the piss out of them. They scared the shit out of me.
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:27 pm

FrigidSymphony wrote:Careful, man, I went into the Scientologist church in Berlin to take the piss out of them. They scared the shit out of me.
Those fuckers are insane. Agreed. Be very careful :(
Also, once they've got their hooks in you, they don't like to let go :?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:30 pm

ghatanothoa wrote:I filled in one of the Scientologist's personality tests and now they are hassling me by e-mail to go to Birmingham to collect the results and get some expensive brainwashing. Time to play :biggrin:
Take only enough money to get by and hide your personal information before you even go it.
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Post by Azathoth » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:38 pm

I'm not going there. I'm just going to play by e-mail. I agree, they are completely mad fuckers.
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Post by Chinaski » Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:55 pm

Use a fake email. Don't give them ANYTHING. People's careers have been ruined by Scientology.
Check it out:
www.youfoundthecard.com
Is there for honest poverty
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.

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