http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8352711.stmNew warning on 'perfect vaginas'
Women are undergoing surgery to create perfect genitalia amid a "shocking" lack of information on the potential risks of the procedure, a report says.
Ladies: Would You Get A Twat Job?
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Ladies: Would You Get A Twat Job?
Personally, I think this is just sick. I find nothing at all unappealing about full curtains on a lady's fishy funnel. Anyone here think this is a good idea? Would any of our girls actually consider it? Has anyone had this surgery?
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Just the thought of anything sharp being down there makes me cross my legs.
No way would I ever have a surgery like that. I am completely terrified of anesthesia though.
Besides, I'm happy with the way it looks, and I've never had any complaints.

No way would I ever have a surgery like that. I am completely terrified of anesthesia though.
Besides, I'm happy with the way it looks, and I've never had any complaints.
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Ewwww.....
Give me a break. Unless there's some legitimate "problem".... it is what it is and should be enjoyed as such. Another example of porn culture, I expect...

Give me a break. Unless there's some legitimate "problem".... it is what it is and should be enjoyed as such. Another example of porn culture, I expect...
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Consenting adults can do what they want down there - but they should be properly informed before giving that consent, and if this article is correct, that isn't happening in all circumstances. I can't help feel some misgivings about women feeling that they have to alter their bodies due to totally unnatural portrayals of feminine parts in the media. Similar to misgiving I feel about men feeling pressured into having parts of their genitals lopped off due to cultural pressures. Still, they may do as they please... To each their own: the knives are coming nowhere near me.
I'm rather more offended by what people do with sharp objects to the genitals of non-consenting individuals - primarily male in Western culture.
I'm rather more offended by what people do with sharp objects to the genitals of non-consenting individuals - primarily male in Western culture.

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Re: Ladies: Would You Get A Twat Job?
"Give me a break" is the best line here to describe what I think too, though I don't intend to have one myself (NEVA!). A pussy is a pussy, the variations just make it unique.
Though... I wouldn't mind increasing the size of my junk (not that it's small! it's avg. Believe me, I've obsessed
) ...as long as the procedure is safe and it wouldn't mess the feeling or something. I never did read much details about it... maybe for a shemale ppl think it's less important, dunno
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Though... I wouldn't mind increasing the size of my junk (not that it's small! it's avg. Believe me, I've obsessed


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Re: Ladies: Would You Get A Twat Job?
Twat jobs, boob jobs, facelifts, scrotal lifts, butt lifts - what's the difference?
I wouldn't want to alter any of it. There's always a risk and I wouldn't want to risk losing feeling in ANYTHING. Scary things can happen.

I wouldn't want to alter any of it. There's always a risk and I wouldn't want to risk losing feeling in ANYTHING. Scary things can happen.
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That's the point. It really worries me that there are girls out there having this surgery just to look like what they think of as 'The Ideal' - like some porn queen with a twat pruned to look 12 years old.maiforpeace wrote:Twat jobs, boob jobs, facelifts, scrotal lifts, butt lifts - what's the difference?![]()
I wouldn't want to alter any of it. There's always a risk and I wouldn't want to risk losing feeling in ANYTHING. Scary things can happen.
I love dangly flaps and all of that extra flesh hanging around a twat. It gives you something to explore with your tongue and fingers. Who would want a smooth barbie doll with a hole and nothing more? I like women to look like women not sterile plastic.
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Ramen to that, brother. Give me a natural appearance and not some soulless plastic, anyday.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:That's the point. It really worries me that there are girls out there having this surgery just to look like what they think of as 'The Ideal' - like some porn queen with a twat pruned to look 12 years old.maiforpeace wrote:Twat jobs, boob jobs, facelifts, scrotal lifts, butt lifts - what's the difference?![]()
I wouldn't want to alter any of it. There's always a risk and I wouldn't want to risk losing feeling in ANYTHING. Scary things can happen.
I love dangly flaps and all of that extra flesh hanging around a twat. It gives you something to explore with your tongue and fingers. Who would want a smooth barbie doll with a hole and nothing more? I like women to look like women not sterile plastic.
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Re: Ladies: Would You Get A Twat Job?
On the same note, what's with women wearing makeup so that you can see that she's wearing makeup? Isn't the point to make it appear like you're not wearing any? Whenever I see a woman who's obviously dolled up I think "street corner call girl."
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+10000000000andrewclunn wrote:On the same note, what's with women wearing makeup so that you can see that they're wearing makeup? Isn't the point to make it appear liek you're not wearing any? Whenever I see a woman who's obviously doled up I think "street corner call girl"
Two things that really turn me off are too much makeup and too much perfume. Both should be subtle or not there at all - enhancements, not replacements.
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Re: Ladies: Would You Get A Twat Job?
Fishy tunnel, XC? Sounds like the women you get up close and personal with just need better hygiene, not surgery. 
re the surgery ... it goes to show how all encompassing this aspiration to a notion of physical perfection really is. I've had surgery on my labia (precancerous cells present and removed) and the post surgical discomfort and risks would not be worth it just for cosmetic reasons. But that's my opinion and I wouldn't impose that onto any other adult.

re the surgery ... it goes to show how all encompassing this aspiration to a notion of physical perfection really is. I've had surgery on my labia (precancerous cells present and removed) and the post surgical discomfort and risks would not be worth it just for cosmetic reasons. But that's my opinion and I wouldn't impose that onto any other adult.
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There was a documentary on the subject on TV a few months back. The woman that they tracked through the operation and beyond was in serious pain. She had near uncontrollable bleeding for weeks and wasn't able to have sex for months! There was a lot of other strange shit in the program too - like wooish classes where women showed each other their twats and then examined their own in a mirror in order to learn to love them.Charlou wrote:Fishy tunnel, XC? Sounds like the women you get up close and personal with just need better hygiene, not surgery.
re the surgery ... it goes to show how all encompassing this aspiration to a notion of physical perfection really is. I've had surgery on my labia (precancerous cells present and removed) and the post surgical discomfort and risks would not be worth it just for cosmetic reasons. But that's my opinion and I wouldn't impose that onto any other adult.

And it was fishy funnel - not tunnel - I was alliterating on 'full curtains'!

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Re: Ladies: Would You Get A Twat Job?
So my boobs are gonna be soulless plastic? Well, nice to know what you think about it.Bella Fortuna wrote:Ramen to that, brother. Give me a natural appearance and not some soulless plastic, anyday.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:That's the point. It really worries me that there are girls out there having this surgery just to look like what they think of as 'The Ideal' - like some porn queen with a twat pruned to look 12 years old.maiforpeace wrote:Twat jobs, boob jobs, facelifts, scrotal lifts, butt lifts - what's the difference?![]()
I wouldn't want to alter any of it. There's always a risk and I wouldn't want to risk losing feeling in ANYTHING. Scary things can happen.
I love dangly flaps and all of that extra flesh hanging around a twat. It gives you something to explore with your tongue and fingers. Who would want a smooth barbie doll with a hole and nothing more? I like women to look like women not sterile plastic.

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Re: Ladies: Would You Get A Twat Job?
Women have been culturally taught that their vaginas are unclean and unpleasant (fishy funnel, for example). Poor self image is transferred into less than satisfactory sexual expression and relationships. Same goes for men, actually. So many people are really negatively hungup about genitalia. Such a waste.Xamonas Chegwé wrote: There was a lot of other strange shit in the program too - like wooish classes where women showed each other their twats and then examined their own in a mirror in order to learn to love them.![]()
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Re: Ladies: Would You Get A Twat Job?
No way!
I have a mirror image opinion to the men on this thread who said they didn't want a pruned Barbie doll 12 year old look - who wants to sleep with a man who finds infantalised genitalia a turn on? Paedophilia is not exactly an attractive trait in a man.
I have a mirror image opinion to the men on this thread who said they didn't want a pruned Barbie doll 12 year old look - who wants to sleep with a man who finds infantalised genitalia a turn on? Paedophilia is not exactly an attractive trait in a man.

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