OK.... if we all killed one each...

[leo-rcc]

You know, they say "you're what you eat"??

Then I wish I was a pussy.

[Feck]

Druids bunch of crusty scum .....big barbecue at stonehenge midwinter night bring a bottle everyone invited .

[Horwood Beer-Master]

Nothing too spicy for me, I'll take 2 primal-indigenous, 2 Neo-Pagans, 1 African Traditional and to finish an extra-bland Unitarian-Universalist.

[Dory]

During an anthropology lecture I once heard a story that during world war a cannibal once asked a western journalist

"You have so many wars and deaths going on right now," said the cannibal, "we were wondering how do you manage to eat all the dead people?"
"Oh, we don't eat them," answered the journalist.
"You don't eat them? Then what the hell is the purpose of killing them?!?"



-Dory

[Horwood Beer-Master]

..."You don't eat them? Then what the hell is the purpose of killing them?!?"...

He's got a point you know. All this fighting in Afghanistan and yet I can't even buy myself some cheap 'taliban steaks' in ASDA.


Where's the value-for-money in this dammed war? It's a rip-off I tells ya!

[lordpasternack]

Uhmmmmm... I used to be religious, as did a fair number of members here...

[Horwood Beer-Master]

Uhmmmmm... I used to be religious, as did a fair number of members here...

But now you've taken yourself off the menu - so what's the problem?

You get to eat others instead!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Uhmmmmm... I used to be religious, as did a fair number of members here...

But now you've taken yourself off the menu - so what's the problem?

You get to eat me instead!

[Horwood Beer-Master]

Uhmmmmm... I used to be religious, as did a fair number of members here...

But now you've taken yourself off the menu - so what's the problem?

You get to eat me instead!

Depends how you define 'eat'

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Uhmmmmm... I used to be religious, as did a fair number of members here...

But now you've taken yourself off the menu - so what's the problem?

You get to eat me instead!

Depends how you define 'eat'

When it's time to sky dive it's too late to ask if we get 'chutes.

[maiforpeace]

During an anthropology lecture I once heard a story that during world war a cannibal once asked a western journalist

"You have so many wars and deaths going on right now," said the cannibal, "we were wondering how do you manage to eat all the dead people?"
"Oh, we don't eat them," answered the journalist.
"You don't eat them? Then what the hell is the purpose of killing them?!?"



-Dory

Smart cannibal.

Here in the US we euthanize millions of dogs annually. Wouldn't it make sense to eat them? What's the difference between eating a dead cow or a dead dog?

[normal]

Uhmmmmm... I used to be religious, as did a fair number of members here...

I think perhaps if we started with eating the most stubborn, loud mouthed ignoramuses, the ones with potential would soon get the message.

[Pappa]

Uhmmmmm... I used to be religious, as did a fair number of members here...

It's not meant to be serious.

[Thinking Aloud]

When it's time to muff dive it's too late to ask if we get mints.

Fixed

[Feck]

Uhmmmmm... I used to be religious, as did a fair number of members here...

It's not meant to be serious.

Not serious .. barbecue .... denied