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Post by imnomonkey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:34 pm

I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
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Post by Don't Panic » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:36 pm

imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
Since you appear to have disproved evolution, could you now offer similar concrete evidence of Gods existence please.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:37 pm

I can prove evolution. I grew out of the religion trap.
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Post by imnomonkey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:38 pm

DP wrote:
imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
Since you appear to have disproved evolution, could you now offer similar concrete evidence of Gods existence please.
You could ask harder questions - you atheists are dumb!
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:39 pm

And your premise is based on a profound misunderstanding of the theory of evolution. :tea:

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Post by imnomonkey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:41 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:And your premise is based on a profound misunderstanding of the theory of evolution. :tea:

Welcome to Rationalia. I'm sure we'll you'll have fun here.
I think not. Your faith states that we are descended from monkeys! Deny that! So when the monther monkey gave birth to the first human, it must have been a major coincidence that another monkey, within walking distance, also gave birth to a human of the opposite sex. You'll agree that the odds are way against that ever happening.
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Post by Mickey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:41 pm

Hi - I'm Pauline's Monkey.
imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
I never thought about it like that before. You've got me there - seems so obvious. That's the Theory of Evolution fucked then, so I'm off to church now ... :cheers:
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Post by imnomonkey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:43 pm

Mickey wrote:Hi - I'm Pauline's Monkey.
imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
I never thought about it like that before. You've got me there - seems so obvious. That's the Theory of Evolution fucked then, so I'm off to church now ... :cheers:
I hope you're not kidding! Your salvation is not a joking matter. Read my proof again and make sure you understand the depth of the truth I speak.
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Post by Existentialist1844 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:46 pm

imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys?
I didn't think humans can mate with other moneys. How do you mate with money? :dono:
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Post by Mickey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:46 pm

imnomonkey wrote:
Mickey wrote:Hi - I'm Pauline's Monkey.
imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
I never thought about it like that before. You've got me there - seems so obvious. That's the Theory of Evolution fucked then, so I'm off to church now ... :cheers:
I hope you're not kidding! Your salvation is not a joking matter. Read my proof again and make sure you understand the depth of the truth I speak.
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Post by imnomonkey » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:47 pm

Mickey wrote:
imnomonkey wrote:
Mickey wrote:Hi - I'm Pauline's Monkey.
imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
I never thought about it like that before. You've got me there - seems so obvious. That's the Theory of Evolution fucked then, so I'm off to church now ... :cheers:
I hope you're not kidding! Your salvation is not a joking matter. Read my proof again and make sure you understand the depth of the truth I speak.
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Post by Arse » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:47 pm

Yeah, you're totally right, that's exactly what Darwin said. Why oh why has nobody over the last 150 years who read Darwin's work noticed how stupid it was?

You're probly another sock but welcome anyway.
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Post by Pauline » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:47 pm

imnomonkey wrote:
Mickey wrote:Hi - I'm Pauline's Monkey.
imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
I never thought about it like that before. You've got me there - seems so obvious. That's the Theory of Evolution fucked then, so I'm off to church now ... :cheers:
I hope you're not kidding! Your salvation is not a joking matter. Read my proof again and make sure you understand the depth of the truth I speak.
He's not kidding. He is my monkey. No salvation for him. :naughty:
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Post by Existentialist1844 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:48 pm

imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
I like to spank my monkey!
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Post by Pauline » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:50 pm

Existentialist1844 wrote:
imnomonkey wrote:I just want you atheists to know that you're in for a rough ride with me. I can prove God and disprove your evolution bull.

Here is a 100% rock solid disproof of evolution: When the mother monkey gave birth to the first human, who did that human mate with? Other moneys? I think not.

Your faith is built on lies atheists.

I will pray for you all.
I like to spank my monkey!
Me too :naughty:
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