I could just give him a hammer-fist to the carotid artery and knock him out. Although an upside down feng-yen to the larynx is also handy.Gawdzilla wrote:Animavore wrote:I'm sure I could fairly easily win a creationist over...
...with an uppercut to the jaw.![]()
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Use your forearm in a sweeping chop to the throat. Crushed larynx. Not much fight left in them after that.
You will never win against a creationist.
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Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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A vertical stiff finger jab will do more damage than an fist to the carotid. Or so I'm told.Animavore wrote:I could just give him a hammer-fist to the carotid artery and knock him out. Although an upside down feng-yen to the larynx is also handy.Gawdzilla wrote:Animavore wrote:I'm sure I could fairly easily win a creationist over...
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I've also been told that I downward thumb into certain areas can be quite unpleasant although I don't believe it.Gawdzilla wrote:A vertical stiff finger jab will do more damage than an fist to the carotid. Or so I'm told.Animavore wrote:I could just give him a hammer-fist to the carotid artery and knock him out. Although an upside down feng-yen to the larynx is also handy.Gawdzilla wrote:Animavore wrote:I'm sure I could fairly easily win a creationist over...
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No bone-on-bone.
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Use your forearm in a sweeping chop to the throat. Crushed larynx. Not much fight left in them after that.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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Thumbs can be used creatively.Animavore wrote:I've also been told that I downward thumb into certain areas can be quite unpleasant although I don't believe it.Gawdzilla wrote:A vertical stiff finger jab will do more damage than an fist to the carotid. Or so I'm told.Animavore wrote:I could just give him a hammer-fist to the carotid artery and knock him out. Although an upside down feng-yen to the larynx is also handy.Gawdzilla wrote:Animavore wrote:I'm sure I could fairly easily win a creationist over...
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For pain or pleasureGawdzilla wrote: Thumbs can be used creatively.

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Yes I did. I didn't start questioning that bit of dogma until I starting questioning all of christian dogma. Creationism was part and parcel of my fundamentalism.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Didn't Ayaan use to be a creationist? Just saying...Gawdzilla wrote:You can't change a creationist's mind, they don't have one. You should speak to the fence-sitters, give them the information to make up their minds. Use the creotard as chalk board to write your info on.
An unquestioning creationist will be nearly impossible to reach. It's easier to sit back and let the preacher sell you a strawman version of evolution and how it doesn't work, rather than take the time to learn what it really is. You might have a chance of reaching one if you happen to catch them during a period of doubt.
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I do believe that I have got them!
The Vostok Antarctic Ice Core Data.
Both AGW believers and unbelievers know how accurate this data is. No scientist has ever refuted it's accuracy.
Every time I present it to the creatards, they do not answer.
Over 420 million years of climate change data.
No eveidence of great floods whatsoever. Not even 6,000 years ago.
Their Creationist websites haven't accounted for this. Or they don't want to appear as AGW deniers.
The Vostok Antarctic Ice Core Data.
Both AGW believers and unbelievers know how accurate this data is. No scientist has ever refuted it's accuracy.
Every time I present it to the creatards, they do not answer.
Over 420 million years of climate change data.
No eveidence of great floods whatsoever. Not even 6,000 years ago.
Their Creationist websites haven't accounted for this. Or they don't want to appear as AGW deniers.

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So they'll lie.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:I do believe that I have got them!
The Vostok Antarctic Ice Core Data.
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Gawdzilla wrote:So they'll lie.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:I do believe that I have got them!
The Vostok Antarctic Ice Core Data.
Both AGW believers and unbelievers know how accurate this data is. No scientist has ever refuted it's accuracy.
Every time I present it to the creatards, they do not answer.
Over 420 million years of climate change data.
No eveidence of great floods whatsoever. Not even 6,000 years ago.
Their Creationist websites haven't accounted for this. Or they don't want to appear as AGW deniers.
Dog did it, to make it look like he's a fake so we will believe in him. .....

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If you could correctly predict their next round of bullshit it would mean you could think like them, something I don't consider to be a good thing.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Dog did it, to make it look like he's a fake so we will believe in him. .....
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Gawdzilla wrote:If you could correctly predict their next round of bullshit it would mean you could think like them, something I don't consider to be a good thing.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Dog did it, to make it look like he's a fake so we will believe in him. .....
Or summat like that.
Thanks. I have often be totally numbstruck by their replies. Never in a month of Tuesdays would I have predicted some of the replies.
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Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:If you could correctly predict their next round of bullshit it would mean you could think like them, something I don't consider to be a good thing.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Dog did it, to make it look like he's a fake so we will believe in him. .....
Or summat like that.
Thanks. I have often be totally numbstruck by their replies. Never in a month of Tuesdays would I have predicted some of the replies.
The most familiar of Satan's weapons is the propaganda center in our homes known as Television. Children spend hours every day in front of the T.V. watching godless entertainment. I remember when I was in first grade me and my classmates watched "The Land Before Time" The opening monologue for this evil program says "millions of years before the first humans", being a Christian at this time I knew that the first humans were Adam and Eve; so I figured it was millions of years before them. Sort of a gap theory philosophy entered my mind. By the way, did I mention I was in a Christian school when this was happening!? Satan has come a long way. Now thanks to God sending Kent Hovind I am wiser. Homosexuals use television as well to promote there sick lusts, there poster boy for this is SpongeBob Square pants. Some Illuminati symbols have been viewed on nickelodeon, and some NWO propaganda was on Cartoon Network. Christian parents, it is your duty to keep your offspring focused on the face of God; so unplug that T.V. and have a family Bible reading!
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Fucking hells belles!!!Gawdzilla wrote:Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:If you could correctly predict their next round of bullshit it would mean you could think like them, something I don't consider to be a good thing.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Dog did it, to make it look like he's a fake so we will believe in him. .....
Or summat like that.
Thanks. I have often be totally numbstruck by their replies. Never in a month of Tuesdays would I have predicted some of the replies.The most familiar of Satan's weapons is the propaganda center in our homes known as Television. Children spend hours every day in front of the T.V. watching godless entertainment. I remember when I was in first grade me and my classmates watched "The Land Before Time" The opening monologue for this evil program says "millions of years before the first humans", being a Christian at this time I knew that the first humans were Adam and Eve; so I figured it was millions of years before them. Sort of a gap theory philosophy entered my mind. By the way, did I mention I was in a Christian school when this was happening!? Satan has come a long way. Now thanks to God sending Kent Hovind I am wiser. Homosexuals use television as well to promote there sick lusts, there poster boy for this is SpongeBob Square pants. Some Illuminati symbols have been viewed on nickelodeon, and some NWO propaganda was on Cartoon Network. Christian parents, it is your duty to keep your offspring focused on the face of God; so unplug that T.V. and have a family Bible reading!

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http://www.fstdt.com/Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Fucking hells belles!!!Gawdzilla wrote:Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:If you could correctly predict their next round of bullshit it would mean you could think like them, something I don't consider to be a good thing.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Dog did it, to make it look like he's a fake so we will believe in him. .....
Or summat like that.
Thanks. I have often be totally numbstruck by their replies. Never in a month of Tuesdays would I have predicted some of the replies.The most familiar of Satan's weapons is the propaganda center in our homes known as Television. Children spend hours every day in front of the T.V. watching godless entertainment. I remember when I was in first grade me and my classmates watched "The Land Before Time" The opening monologue for this evil program says "millions of years before the first humans", being a Christian at this time I knew that the first humans were Adam and Eve; so I figured it was millions of years before them. Sort of a gap theory philosophy entered my mind. By the way, did I mention I was in a Christian school when this was happening!? Satan has come a long way. Now thanks to God sending Kent Hovind I am wiser. Homosexuals use television as well to promote there sick lusts, there poster boy for this is SpongeBob Square pants. Some Illuminati symbols have been viewed on nickelodeon, and some NWO propaganda was on Cartoon Network. Christian parents, it is your duty to keep your offspring focused on the face of God; so unplug that T.V. and have a family Bible reading!
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