Just now he posited that the triceratopsians didn't use their horns for defense. "The last place in the world you want a defensive weapon is on your head." I wonder if I could get him into a ring with a herd of angry longhorns.
Jack Horner is an idiot.
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Jack Horner is an idiot.
JH is the guy who stated that baby dinosaurs ran before they walked. I can just picture them do laps inside an eggshell.
Just now he posited that the triceratopsians didn't use their horns for defense. "The last place in the world you want a defensive weapon is on your head." I wonder if I could get him into a ring with a herd of angry longhorns.
Just now he posited that the triceratopsians didn't use their horns for defense. "The last place in the world you want a defensive weapon is on your head." I wonder if I could get him into a ring with a herd of angry longhorns.
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Well, I'm sure the last place in the world he'd want one of their horns is in his head.Gawdzilla wrote:JH is the guy who stated that baby dinosaurs ran before they walked. I can just picture them do laps inside an eggshell.
Just now he posited that the triceratopsians didn't use their horns for defense. "The last place in the world you want a defensive weapon is on your head." I wonder if I could get him into a ring with a herd of angry longhorns.
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He used that "run before walk" theory to support his idea that T. Rex was a "scavenger, not a hunter". Saying they couldn't run because his careful measurement show they couldn't run. And hunters always run. Like prey animals don't run.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Well, I'm sure the last place in the world he'd want one of their horns is in his head.Gawdzilla wrote:JH is the guy who stated that baby dinosaurs ran before they walked. I can just picture them do laps inside an eggshell.
Just now he posited that the triceratopsians didn't use their horns for defense. "The last place in the world you want a defensive weapon is on your head." I wonder if I could get him into a ring with a herd of angry longhorns.
"The one was running for its life, the other for dinner."
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Gawdzilla wrote:He used that "run before walk" theory to support his idea that T. Rex was a "scavenger, not a hunter". Saying they couldn't run because his careful measurement show they couldn't run. And hunters always run. Like prey animals don't run.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Well, I'm sure the last place in the world he'd want one of their horns is in his head.Gawdzilla wrote:JH is the guy who stated that baby dinosaurs ran before they walked. I can just picture them do laps inside an eggshell.
Just now he posited that the triceratopsians didn't use their horns for defense. "The last place in the world you want a defensive weapon is on your head." I wonder if I could get him into a ring with a herd of angry longhorns.
"The one was running for its life, the other for dinner."
His measurments didn't include the tail then?
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He's very selective, he is.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:He used that "run before walk" theory to support his idea that T. Rex was a "scavenger, not a hunter". Saying they couldn't run because his careful measurement show they couldn't run. And hunters always run. Like prey animals don't run.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Well, I'm sure the last place in the world he'd want one of their horns is in his head.Gawdzilla wrote:JH is the guy who stated that baby dinosaurs ran before they walked. I can just picture them do laps inside an eggshell.
Just now he posited that the triceratopsians didn't use their horns for defense. "The last place in the world you want a defensive weapon is on your head." I wonder if I could get him into a ring with a herd of angry longhorns.
"The one was running for its life, the other for dinner."
His measurments didn't include the tail then?
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This fucker is totally nuts. "Very few animals have to defend themselves every year, but they do have to mate every year." Prey animals that don't have defend themselves except every other year? What the fuck are the carnivores eating? Cretaceous Fried Chicken? 
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If you were Mr and Mrs Horner would name the poor child Jack ? 
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This one should have been named Jerk.Feck wrote:If you were Mr and Mrs Horner would name the poor child Jack ?
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Yeah. Sticking his thumb into pies. What a plonker.
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Re: Jack Horner is an idiot.
According to certain measurements, a T-rex could live it's life as a scavenger if it really wanted to. But it could definitely run, and it could definitely kill you if it needed to.Gawdzilla wrote:He used that "run before walk" theory to support his idea that T. Rex was a "scavenger, not a hunter". Saying they couldn't run because his careful measurement show they couldn't run. And hunters always run. Like prey animals don't run.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Well, I'm sure the last place in the world he'd want one of their horns is in his head.Gawdzilla wrote:JH is the guy who stated that baby dinosaurs ran before they walked. I can just picture them do laps inside an eggshell.
Just now he posited that the triceratopsians didn't use their horns for defense. "The last place in the world you want a defensive weapon is on your head." I wonder if I could get him into a ring with a herd of angry longhorns.
"The one was running for its life, the other for dinner."
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Horner takes the position that it can't kill at all because some of it's measurement IMPLY it had the characteristics of a scavenger. 6" teeth on a 45' foot body can kill when it's in the mood, I think. Hyena make a living stealing kills from leopards, but that's not the only way they eat. They kill when they're in the mood.born-again-atheist wrote:According to certain measurements, a T-rex could live it's life as a scavenger if it really wanted to. But it could definitely run, and it could definitely kill you if it needed to.Gawdzilla wrote:He used that "run before walk" theory to support his idea that T. Rex was a "scavenger, not a hunter". Saying they couldn't run because his careful measurement show they couldn't run. And hunters always run. Like prey animals don't run.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:Well, I'm sure the last place in the world he'd want one of their horns is in his head.Gawdzilla wrote:JH is the guy who stated that baby dinosaurs ran before they walked. I can just picture them do laps inside an eggshell.
Just now he posited that the triceratopsians didn't use their horns for defense. "The last place in the world you want a defensive weapon is on your head." I wonder if I could get him into a ring with a herd of angry longhorns.
"The one was running for its life, the other for dinner."
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