UB40 welcome

[Feck]

i'm just going to ignore the elephant in the room ,unless it buggers a few children that is! but hey if it does then i'm sure that
"Pappa" can have a word with the President and the elephant can go on retreat in Italy and it will all be hushed up.

[UB40]

There are ways of noticing how many people are going to church without actually going into the place ... all legal too.

That's creepy and scary. You are spying on the faithful.

[AshtonBlack]

Welcome UB40. I think, you're our first theist here and you seem like a cool chap!
Yay!

[UB40]

Welcome UB40. I think, you're our first theist here and you seem like a cool chap!
Yay!

Thank you Ashton.

It is totally cool to believe in God. Theism is the new atheism and atheism is for lads with odd socks, no women and Atari joysticks.

[Animavore]

There are ways of noticing how many people are going to church without actually going into the place ... all legal too.

That's creepy and scary. You are spying on the faithful.

Just like god

[UB40]

There are ways of noticing how many people are going to church without actually going into the place ... all legal too.

That's creepy and scary. You are spying on the faithful.

Just like god

He watches over us - there's a difference.

[klr]

There are ways of noticing how many people are going to church without actually going into the place ... all legal too.

That's creepy and scary. You are spying on the faithful.

Hey, I can't help it if I'm walking past a church on a Sunday morning.

Just as long as the feckers don't wave a collection plate in front of me ...

[Animavore]

There are ways of noticing how many people are going to church without actually going into the place ... all legal too.

That's creepy and scary. You are spying on the faithful.

Just like god

He watches over us - there's a difference.

Not as far as I'm concerned.

[UB40]

There are ways of noticing how many people are going to church without actually going into the place ... all legal too.

That's creepy and scary. You are spying on the faithful.

Hey, I can't help it if I'm walking past a church on a Sunday morning.

Just as long as the feckers don't wave a collection plate in front of me ...

Where are you walking to on a Sunday morning if not to go to church? Probably to but porn and condoms like all the other atheists.

[Animavore]

Where are you walking to on a Sunday morning if not to go to church? Probably to but porn and condoms like all the other atheists.

I go down to the fields to 'worry' the sheep and then I go to the local Spar and kidnap a baby and serve it to guests as a Sunday roast and say its chicken. Its all rather diabolical. I wouldn't expect a man of god to understand it.

[klr]

There are ways of noticing how many people are going to church without actually going into the place ... all legal too.

That's creepy and scary. You are spying on the faithful.

Hey, I can't help it if I'm walking past a church on a Sunday morning.

Just as long as the feckers don't wave a collection plate in front of me ...

Where are you walking to on a Sunday morning if not to go to church? Probably to but porn and condoms like all the other atheists.

Buying porn on a Sunday morning? You seem to know a lot about these things, more than I would.

Sunday morning is a good time to take a long stroll, seeing as there is nothing on the box. At least the afternoon TV isn't as bad as the days when The Waltons and The Little House on the Prairie were the main attractions.

[klr]

Where are you walking to on a Sunday morning if not to go to church? Probably to but porn and condoms like all the other atheists.

I go down to the fields to 'worry' the sheep and then I go to the local Spar and kidnap a baby and serve it to guests as a Sunday roast and say its chicken. Its all rather diabolical. I wouldn't expect a man of god to understand it.

... I'm going to be useless for the next few minutes after reading that ...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

...
(sorry if that's incoherent. I'm in an altered state of consciousness at the moment)

Ignore FBM, he lives in Korea ... the normal part, not the basket-case part.

Yeah, he lives in Left Korea.

[UB40]

Where are you walking to on a Sunday morning if not to go to church? Probably to but porn and condoms like all the other atheists.

I go down to the fields to 'worry' the sheep and then I go to the local Spar and kidnap a baby and serve it to guests as a Sunday roast and say its chicken. Its all rather diabolical. I wouldn't expect a man of god to understand it.

I understand perfectly.

You don't need to be an atheist to behave like that. You could be from Louth.

[Animavore]

Where are you walking to on a Sunday morning if not to go to church? Probably to but porn and condoms like all the other atheists.

I go down to the fields to 'worry' the sheep and then I go to the local Spar and kidnap a baby and serve it to guests as a Sunday roast and say its chicken. Its all rather diabolical. I wouldn't expect a man of god to understand it.

I understand perfectly.

You don't need to be an atheist to behave like that. You could be from Louth.

Louth is a stones throw away from here I hate Drogheda cunts with their donkey bollox accent and their gank teeth.