I just got a ticket...

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Re: I just got a ticket...

Post by Animavore » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:32 pm

It was funny 'cause the guy who was meant to give me a ticket suddenly rings and says 'I can't make it. I'll text you my name and address and you can get the tickets at the desk.' I was ok with this. Then he says, 'I've a friend Mary comin' up to you. You can get my pair of tickets and go in with her.'
I ended up waiting for quite a while so missed the first ten minutes. When we went to the door they just ushered us in saying 'Its already started. Shhh. Take a seat down there.' Didn't even ask for the name and address after me bothering to rehearse it so I sounded natural when asked.
Unfortunately I just found out of the heads at atheist.ie that he was signing books in the half hour before the presentation started. I could've just walked in and got it signed without yer one and she would've got in anyway.
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Re: I just got a ticket...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:20 am

Yes, but did you get a picture of RD wearing The Hat? :ddpan:
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Re: I just got a ticket...

Post by owtth » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:42 am

Being a Limerick man the whole Northside/Southside debate confuses the fuck out of me, all I can say is Howth/Tallaght, Tallaght's a fucking city on it's own for fucks sake. :dono:
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Re: I just got a ticket...

Post by Animavore » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:54 am

owtth wrote:Being a Limerick man the whole Northside/Southside debate confuses the fuck out of me, all I can say is Howth/Tallaght, Tallaght's a fucking city on it's own for fucks sake. :dono:
Howth is Northside yet as posh as The Queens velvet twat.
Tallaght (where I'm from originally) is Southside yet as common as green baby shit.

Apart from these exceptions the North is generally scum and the South posh.
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Re: I just got a ticket...

Post by The Curious Squid » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:12 pm

Animavore wrote:I need (sensible) questions to ask.
Ask him where he is on the rack or what his views on ass to mouth are.
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Re: I just got a ticket...

Post by Animavore » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:17 pm

Paco wrote:
Animavore wrote:I need (sensible) questions to ask.
Ask him where he is on the rack or what his views on ass to mouth are.
Its a bit late for that now.
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Re: I just got a ticket...

Post by Pappa » Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:06 pm

Paco wrote:
Animavore wrote:I need (sensible) questions to ask.
Ask him where he is on the rack or what his views on ass to mouth are.
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

...and if he knows what semen tastes like, seriously.
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Re: I just got a ticket...

Post by lordpasternack » Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:53 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Ask him about the OT debacle. :ddpan:
:hilarious: In front of everyone putting him on the spot.
Take LP. :pop:
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