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The sandwiches

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Sep 08, 2026 12:07 am

Start with a robust bread. It needs to hold up as a wet sandwich. Add some balsamic vinaigrette and a splash of red wine vinegar to finely chopped lettuce. Add a good mayo, hard salami, mild cheese, and a bunch of banana peppers. —foolproof

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Post by JimC » Tue Sep 08, 2026 2:05 am

Peanut butter and cucumber!

Sliced banana and apricot jam!
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Re: The sandwiches

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Sep 08, 2026 3:07 am

Start with the cheapest bread you can find, butter it up and sprinkle copious amounts of hundreds-and-thousands. Fairy bread!
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Re: The sandwiches

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Sep 08, 2026 4:26 am

Don't tempt me man, I used to hide under my mom's boyfriend's trailer to eat Tang straight from the jar. I could probably do fairy bread... :biggrin:
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Re: The sandwiches

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Sep 08, 2026 8:50 pm

humus, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted peppers, wild rocket, paprika. put it all between two slices of dense rye bread. wrap it up in greaseproof paper and put a heavy weight on it for an hour.
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