All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

[Tero]

After the robot show Melania did this week

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[pErvinalia]

Does it have a mushroom penis?

[Tero]

Does it have a mushroom penis?

She opted for the vibrator version.

[pErvinalia]

[Tero]

Let's turn Trump into AI. I neglected to call it TrumpBot
https://esapolitics.blogspot.com/2026/0 ... m.html?m=1

[Tero]

Methane then? Beef farts.

Trump: "The cost of cheese, butter, potatoes, and fruit is lower today than when I took office. Eggs are down 60%. Beef is starting to come down. They wanted to have less cattle in the country for environmental reasons. These are sick people. It has something to do with gas."

[Svartalf]

Let's turn Trump into AI. I neglected to call it TrumpBot
https://esapolitics.blogspot.com/2026/0 ... m.html?m=1

who needs AI? the meat version does it already on the social networks.

[Tero]

Let's turn Trump into AI. I neglected to call it TrumpBot
https://esapolitics.blogspot.com/2026/0 ... m.html?m=1

who needs AI? the meat version does it already on the social networks.

They could use some help writing his tweets. Sometimes he is not up to it and the tweets are clearly written by someone else. TrumpBot would just recyle his old words.

[Tero]

101 missiles coming
fire boom!
fire boom!
https://www.threads.com/@steve.the.wiki ... tgnzEf_hWQ
he will be so bored after the thing is over
no more boom boom

[Tero]

Trump still has asylum seekers coming from mental hospitals:

The Radical Left Democrats, and their “Leader,” Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, have made it very clear where they stand, and that is, ON THE SIDE OF CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS, AND NOT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. They are refusing to fund Immigration Enforcement unless the Republicans agree to their Open Border Policies, which will never, ever happen again. They almost destroyed our Country, allowing 25 Million People to enter from Prisons, Mental Institutions, and Insane Asylums, those that are Drug Dealers, and thousands of Murderers, many of whom killed more than one person.
...Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin, to immediately pay our TSA Agents in order to address this Emergency Situation, and to quickly stop the Democrat Chaos at the Airports. It is not an easy thing to do, but I am going to do it! I want to thank our hardworking TSA Agents and also, ICE...

[Tero]

[Brian Peacock]

Let's turn Trump into AI. I neglected to call it TrumpBot
https://esapolitics.blogspot.com/2026/0 ... m.html?m=1

It's a way for him to live on after his death. @unrealDonaldJTrump

[Tero]

WASHINGTON—Hinting darkly that “there’s something going on,” Donald J. Trump on Wednesday blamed the Republican defeat in his home district in Florida on election officials’ failure to count the fifteen thousand ballots he mailed in.

“I had Eric, Don Jr., JD, and Little Marco shove ballots into every mailbox in the district,” he said. “The fact that we still didn’t win is proof that voting by mail doesn’t work.”

He complained that “now I’m going to have to spend valuable time calling up the Florida Secretary of State and telling him to find me more votes.”

“This should never be allowed to happen in our country,” he said. “I have more important things to do with my time, like insider trading.”
(Andy Borowitz)