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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:17 am

Rangers have temporarily closed off parts of Grand Teton National Park after guides noticed growing fissures in the area just over a week ago.

Since Grand Teton is connected to Yellowstone, and Yellowstone is well known for sitting on top of what could well be a giant volcanic time bomb, the news has rung some alarm bells.

Yellowstone National Park in the US state of Wyoming happens to be perched on top of the magma equivalent of a powder keg. And, yes, if it blew, we could expect the US to have a new belly button and a climate event that would disrupt global civilisation for a while.
http://www.geologyin.com/2018/07/cracks ... r.html?m=1

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Post by Woodbutcher » Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:56 am

It would be awesome! Think of the sunsets! And the rapture!
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Post by Hermit » Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:34 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:17 am
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I knew two girls named Denise, but neither were Germann. What am I missing? Teton's spelling being similar to Teuton?
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:35 pm

You're slipping Herm..
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Post by rainbow » Thu Jul 26, 2018 1:25 pm

I blame Obama.
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:35 pm

I blame trump, let's cast him in the hole of Old Faithful to appease the volcano gods
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Post by cronus » Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:32 pm

Only ejaculate for the prettiest of pretty women these days but sounds like a great show on the horizon. :read:
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Post by aufbahrung » Wed Jul 24, 2024 11:51 am

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/vid ... eing-video

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