American Politics from 2019 on

[Cunt]

Ke's cute, what is kis policy on foreign relations?

[Joe]

who's the too pretty lady?

Her name is Taylor Swift. She's a popular singer/song writer these days.

[Joe]

Ke's cute, what is kis policy on foreign relations?

She's a she, and apparently she uses songs as code for her policy positions, and her followers interpret them.

Here's Why Taylor Swift's Hit Songs Are Actually All About American Foreign Policy

The world of international relations is fraught with peril these days. Old alliances are frayed, new enemies seem to be hiding behind every tree, and we find ourselves unlikely bedfellows with many countries. In short, we’ve basically become a Taylor Swift song. Yes, she has become the troubadour of our times, with apt descriptions of so many of the situations that keep our diplomats and generals up at night.

Although some might decry this assertion as presumptuous – how dare I claim that our national icon dabbles in international relations? – it holds weight when you really dive deep into the lyrics. For example, we really should have foreseen the trouble Russia would cause when we began to cozy up to Putin back in the ’00s. TSwift understood, which is why she wrote “I knew you were trouble” about Russia. We played around with them a bit in the joint fight against terrorism until they showed their true colors. Maybe they never loved us or them or anyone. Yeah.

And speaking of Russia, that brings us to Turkey, who is cozying right on up to Russia right now. Turkey, a NATO ally, is all about that sweet Moscow music. Yeah, we got “Bad Blood” with Turkey. Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes, nor do they fix acquisition of S-400 anti-air missiles, Ankara. As Taylor says, “Still, all my life, I got money and power, you gotta live with the bad blood now.” No F-35s for you, Turkey.

In a similar vein of people who’ve been making us angry lately, there’s North Korea, who have been on-again, off-again with us, in a very Katy Perry way. Well, listen up, Kim: “We are never getting back together.” Go talk to China, go talk to the UK, come talk to us, but it’s final. We are never ever ever getting back together. Well, I mean, not today. Maybe if you call tomorrow.

Maybe.

But with all this mess in the world, we do seem to be in the need of a good solid nemesis. Someone we can point fingers at to rally the populace into some much-needed unity. We’ve got this “Blank Space” that we need to fill. And right now, we’re swiping right on Iran. We can make the bad guys good for a weekend in the Strait of Hormuz. Just check with our long list of lovers – Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan – they’ll tell you we’re insane but don’t listen to them. You look like our next mistake and we’re dying to see how this one ends. Also, you may need to calm down…

Then we’ve got China over here, muscling onto the world stage, wanting to be a player. Saying that the U.S. is no longer a great power, that we get involved too much around in the world in things that are none of our business, that we’ve got nothing in our brain. Well. We’re just going to keep on cruising through the South China Sea, can’t stop, won’t stop moving in the region and influencing politics. We’re dancing on our own, making the moves up as we go. Yeah, China, we’re just going to “Shake it Off.”

And then there’s our old friend that we think about at night, in our dreams. Some countries are trying too hard, but Afghanistan doesn’t try at all though. We’ll probably see them forever and keep them like a vendetta. You should see the things we do there (we don’t even know what they are anymore). Are you “Ready for it?” – “it” being another eighteen years of being there.

We’ve got some old friends who keep drifting off these days, who don’t quite know where they belong. Can’t you see that we’re the only ones who understand you, Duterte? Can’t you see that you belong to us? Ignore China’s fancy investments and military maneuvers. We’ve been here the whole time. We’re dreaming for the day you wake up and realize that you want to fight terrorism with us forever. Basically, Philippines, “You Belong with Me.”

Oh, hey, Saudi Arabia. Almost didn’t see you there. Look. We don’t like your little regional games. We don’t like your tilted world stage where you try to make us take your side. You said the missiles you dropped on kids in Yemen were ours – well, maybe they were. But we got smarter in the nick of time. We don’t like you having the keys of the kingdom, we don’t like your perfect crime of murdering journalists. “Look what you made me do,” Saudi Arabia. Just look. But we’re on to you now…maybe?

Iraq. Look. This ain’t for the best. Is it cool that you’re in our head? I mean, we’ve been messing around since the ’90s. This is delicate. Is it cool that we said all that? Look, just make us a drink and we’ll think about it. It’s “Delicate.”

There you go...

[Svartalf]

who's the too pretty lady?

Her name is Taylor Swift. She's a popular singer/song writer these days.

and she's also in politics? or was the photo shopped?

[Joe]

who's the too pretty lady?

Her name is Taylor Swift. She's a popular singer/song writer these days.

and she's also in politics? or was the photo shopped?

Definitely photoshopped. She has as much political experience as Trump had, but has excellent name recognition, a large fan base, and 272 million followers on Instagram.

She recently flexed her social media power with an instagram message encouraging her followers to register to vote. Vote.org reported a 1,226% jump in participation in the hour after the post.

As I asked earlier, what could go wrong?

[Tero]

No, the joke was mainlyvthat she would be 35 on Jan 1 of 2025 but not on election day.

She is a democratic donor.

[Cunt]

No, the joke was mainlyvthat she would be 35 on Jan 1 of 2025 but not on election day.

She is a democratic donor.

Old Joe really seems to like young females. Maybe he really IS in charge, and can do something about this travesty.

[Joe]

No, the joke was mainlyvthat she would be 35 on Jan 1 of 2025 but not on election day.

She is a democratic donor.

Yeahbut, Inauguration Day is what matters and she'd be 35 by then. People are having a lot of fun with the idea though, enough that Walmart is selling flags.

[Cunt]

She would likely be much more electable (among dems) than Biden.

That really speaks to his reputation, more than her potential, in my opinion.

[Svartalf]

there may even be a chance she'd make a decent prez

[Tero]

American presidents serve about 8 years. In the first 2 years they pass something.

Like https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affordable_Care_Act

Then the other 6 is pretty much foreign policy and the ovcasional debt ceiling fight. If you are a Democrat.

A popular figure would need help that first 2 years. To achieve domestic goal.

[Cunt]

American presidents serve

I understand it is just a common turn of phrase, but I don't really see anything that suggests they 'serve'. More like they are served.

[Joe]

American presidents serve

I understand it is just a common turn of phrase, but I don't really see anything that suggests they 'serve'. More like they are served.

Now Cunt, you've just got to know how to talk to them.

Hey, don't I pay your salary? You're a public servant. Get me a glass of water!

I sure miss that guy.

[Tero]

American presidents serve

I understand it is just a common turn of phrase, but I don't really see anything that suggests they 'serve'. More like they are served.

I employ them. When I send them to DC they serve me. They take money from the rich to run the coutry.

[JimC]

Tero, they take money from the rich as bribes to advance the agenda of the rich and powerful...