Local news...not The Onion
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It might make her more electable!
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I guess they are eBayable. Left hand shoes only stolen.
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yeah, right...
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man steals ambulance
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They did it. Took a knife to a gun fight.
The owner identified the three gun thieves. They were talking. It did not matter if they wore masks, he knew them.International disaster, gonna be a blaster
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Poison specialist poison wife with colchicine
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The LSO Fugitive Task Force went to a home northwest of 1st and Cornhusker around 10 a.m. Wednesday, looking for 29-year-old Vu Huynh. When he answered the door, an LSO investigator and U.S. Marshal grabbed Huynh, but he began to fight back in an attempt to escape.
LSO said another investigator came over to assist, eventually tasing Huynh, who stopped resisting and was taken into custody. The three investigators involved in the fight all suffered various injuries, but didn’t need medical attention. Huynh was taken to the hospital after being tased.
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LSO said another investigator came over to assist, eventually tasing Huynh, who stopped resisting and was taken into custody. The three investigators involved in the fight all suffered various injuries, but didn’t need medical attention. Huynh was taken to the hospital after being tased.
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Re: Local news...not The Onion
This was NOT from the onion.

Thing is, she looks like a lesbian nana I know
Better not say so, or she might declare it a hatespeek
Thing is, she looks like a lesbian nana I know

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Isn't this thread for actual news? Maybe a link to the story behind the meme.


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Sorry, I guess I just thought everyone knew about it. Not particularly newsworthy, but quite unusual.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m ... o-30683505
She said (of the one with short blond hair and an aggressive manner) that she looked like her lesbian nana. I don't know how that is interpreted as a 'homophobic public order offense', but it looks like the cop (who totally looks like a cop, and not like a lesbian nana) has gotten into trouble again, for pepper spraying someone.“Officers attended at about 1am and drove the teenager to her home so she could be appropriately looked after. Upon returning her to the address, comments were made which resulted in the girl being arrested on suspicion of a homophobic public order offence. The nature of the comments made was fully captured on body-worn video.
If she had called her a fascist instead, would it still be a homophobic slur?
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Yeah, I put a link to that story around the picture. I don't follow this kind of stuff as a rule, since I only spend a small amount of time on news. I did watch the video. It's not much to go on, but she seemed more amped up than her fellow cops.Cunt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 5:08 pmSorry, I guess I just thought everyone knew about it. Not particularly newsworthy, but quite unusual.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m ... o-30683505
She said (of the one with short blond hair and an aggressive manner) that she looked like her lesbian nana. I don't know how that is interpreted as a 'homophobic public order offense', but it looks like the cop (who totally looks like a cop, and not like a lesbian nana) has gotten into trouble again, for pepper spraying someone.“Officers attended at about 1am and drove the teenager to her home so she could be appropriately looked after. Upon returning her to the address, comments were made which resulted in the girl being arrested on suspicion of a homophobic public order offence. The nature of the comments made was fully captured on body-worn video.
If she had called her a fascist instead, would it still be a homophobic slur?
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Neat trick, thanks. I hadn't thought of it.
I don't imagine she'll get in much trouble. It's not like she was near a drugged out minority who died or something REALLY heinous.I don't follow this kind of stuff as a rule, since I only spend a small amount of time on news. I did watch the video. It's not much to go on, but she seemed more amped up than her fellow cops.
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Man bites dog. The dog was not injured.
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When the husband and wife both have guns.
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Disagreement about who was to empty the dish washer?
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Disagreement about who was to empty the dish washer?
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Robbers stake out home
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then steal shoes. Just shoes.
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then steal shoes. Just shoes.
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