Only in America
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Americans are buying more marijuana than chocolate no wonder they are FUBAR
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Although more marijuana may lead to more chocolate being consumed, as the munchies strike... 

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I like chocolate but it makes my clothes shrink... 

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Bah, buttered bread makes my clothes shrink, or at least it used to.
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It's the pixies in the wardrobe that make my clothes shrink. Or possibly moths.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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When you forget which is the taser and which is the gun
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/24/us/kim-p ... index.html
16 months
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You're not supposed to rub it on your clothes.
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Foreigner kills 5 foreigners. Houston
https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-shooti ... t-underway
A SWAT unit from neighboring Montgomery County arrived to assist and cleared several properties near to the crime scene. The shooter was determined to have fled the county.
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A SWAT unit from neighboring Montgomery County arrived to assist and cleared several properties near to the crime scene. The shooter was determined to have fled the county.
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Multitasking!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna81956
Hopefully he got to fuck her for all that trouble.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna81956
Hopefully he got to fuck her for all that trouble.
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Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Gonna rearrange our lives
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What? Who?
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I know of conjugal visits in prison, but are those allowed for mere girlfriends?Tero wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 1:40 pmMultitasking!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna81956
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A Texas man on a date who paid $40 to park, only to learn inside a Houston burger joint that he was scammed, allegedly went back and fatally shot the man posing as an attendant
I don't approve of unnecessary killing, but one can see his point.
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In Texas, he'll be let off with a mild warning...
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There used yo be a joke that you just had to carry a half burned flag in the trunk of your car. When you shot somebody, put the flag by the body. You just get a fine for shooting flag burners.
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
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Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
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Gonna rearrange our lives
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After the string of school shootings in spring, teens seem to be active in big cities. Kyle Rittenhouse set the model for teen shooters. These were younger.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/30/us/phila ... index.html
(Mass shootings label requires 4 victims)
The US has suffered at least 176 mass shootings in the first four months of this year, according to the Gun Violence Archive.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/30/us/phila ... index.html
(Mass shootings label requires 4 victims)
The US has suffered at least 176 mass shootings in the first four months of this year, according to the Gun Violence Archive.
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
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