The Paranoid's Survival Guide
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JimC
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The absurd rumours about the addictive properties of Juniper berries must stop!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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That's what they want you to think.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Rule 246: Being born in a stable doesn't make you a horse, or the Messiah.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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rainbow
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They are not mutually exclusive.Brian Peacock wrote: ↑Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:31 amRule 246: Being born in a stable doesn't make you a horse, or the Messiah.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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A rule for fools: there are no rules.
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The optimists rule: The rules are not important, what matters are the friends we made along the way.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
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Rule #303 Bang, you're dead.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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Indeed, and this brings us to rule 77 quite nicely. Rule 77: if you intend to look a gift horse in the mouth, bring an apple.Brian Peacock wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:55 pmThe optimists rule: The rules are not important, what matters are the friends we made along the way.
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I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Rule #4711: Ignored in the post-colognial era.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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Told ya.Brian Peacock wrote:Rule #159: Now wash your hands.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Amendment to rule 48: Guidance for the fearful: keep moving dummy!
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--get a dog to see them first...
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"With less regulation on the margins we expect the financial sector to do well under the incoming administration” —money manager
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Fake thews!
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