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Post by Tero » Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:09 am

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Post by Hermit » Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:26 am

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I don't know. Something.
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Post by Tero » Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:33 am

OK
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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:27 pm

If you call a trailer a home, you might die there.
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Post by Tero » Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:05 am

Sheriff deputy exposed to...probably fentanyl after traffic stop.
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DAWSON COUNTY, Neb. (KSNB) - Eastbound Interstate 80 between Brady and Cozad is back open after a large grass fire in Dawson County forced a closure Thursday.

Nebraska State Patrol said eastbound I-80 was closed at the Brady exit for over an hour. Traffic had to be diverted to Highway 30. Westbound I-80 remained open at the time.

The fire spanned 4.5 miles along Paulsen’s gravel pit (Willow Island Road) in Gothenburg.
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Post by Tero » Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:24 pm

Suicide is not foul play?
The story fails to specify shooting, gun cleaning or other.
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yet it was all teagic.
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Post by Tero » Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:17 pm

Felon runs around neighborhood with AR-15 cause...he took some drugs and felt like it.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:24 pm

Ouch. He's about to do a lot of time, and for what? --meth is some nasty shit man
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Post by Tero » Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:58 pm

Meth makes woman drive behind man, then fall asleep in car in his drive way.
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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 16, 2021 5:59 pm

This keeps happening. They take drugs and fall...
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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:42 pm

Area doctor, married to a Republican mayor, could not see any reason to go on anymore. Unfortunately he shot himself, not the both of them.
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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:22 pm

Area nomad lives in a trailer, works a bit:

Fern is a nomad — living in a van, visiting a desert gathering of other wanderers, taking up temporary work at a beet factory.

From December to early March, Pflepsen lived out of her 6½-foot-by-17-foot camper — christened the "Duchess of Wanderment" — at the Caballo Loco Ranch near Tucson....

Earlier this month, she spent eight days in Santa Fe National Forest in New Mexico, relying on a solar panel she brings on the road for electricity.

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Post by Tero » Sun Mar 28, 2021 8:02 pm

Local doctors educate people on why they want to buy CBD that does not get you high
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