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Post by JimC » Thu Nov 19, 2020 8:13 am

Trained killers need a much shorter leash...
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Post by JimC » Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:27 pm

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-24/ ... e/12911282
A predatorial population boom has taken place across northern Australia in the past half century — and scientists are now set to look at the ecosystem impacts of the increase in estuarine crocodile numbers.
Unless we get international tourist numbers back up, the poor buggers will go hungry!
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:55 am

No trouble, they'll always have each other...
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Post by NineBerry » Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:12 pm

Straya dealing with Cov-idiots. (Video)

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1 ... 2010797059

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Post by Hermit » Thu Nov 26, 2020 2:44 am

NineBerry wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:12 pm
Straya dealing with Cov-idiots. (Video)

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1 ... 2010797059
This incident had zero connection with the Covid pandemic. It shows the lout being shown the door for the third time for being too rowdy. After the first eviction he scaled a 2.2 metre high fence to get back in. After the second time he ran straight back in, vaulted the bar and poured himself a beer.

It doesn't look like he was intentionally thrown to the ground either. The bouncer let go of him when he lost his balance because his foot stubbed against a foot of the lout.

https://7news.com.au/politics/law-and-o ... -c-1648509
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Nov 26, 2020 5:06 am

"Frow him wuffly to the gwound centurion."
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Post by NineBerry » Thu Nov 26, 2020 8:56 am

What a pity. I wish this was the standard practice to deal with them everywhere

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Post by Hermit » Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:44 am

NineBerry wrote:
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What a pity. I wish this was the standard practice to deal with them everywhere
Standard practice in dealing with Cov-idiots should involve the filling of mass graves. :Jack:
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:48 am

What mass graves?
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:34 am

Fake mass graves of course. :tea:
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Post by Tero » Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:19 pm

kangaroos austria.jpg
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Came up with the Austrian town topic. Our exchange student had a shirt similar to this

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Post by Hermit » Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:36 pm

Of course there are no kangaroos in Austria. How could they, in a country that does not exist?
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Post by NineBerry » Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:05 pm

There are kangaroos in Austria. I have eaten meat from an Austrian kangaroo. And from an Austrian ostrich as well.

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Post by LucidFlight » Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:58 pm

Yeah, but have you ever eaten crocodile in Dundee?
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:41 am

Austria is about to disappear, I hear there is no more Fucking there.
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