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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Seabass » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:11 pm

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Post by Tero » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:02 pm

It will be interesting to see what states are recounted, as it may well be that Trump is behind by a few hundred votes, rather than Biden. States generally allow a recount at 0.5% wins.
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Post by Tero » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:12 pm

On election day:
Michigan resident Kathy Peluso breaks 17 years of sobriety.

Joe Biden wins in a landslide, instantly resulting in millions of Americans disengaging with politics for the rest of their lives.

Donald Trump erroneously declares victory before enough mail-in ballots have been destroyed.

One last sweep of nation’s voting booths to remove undecided voters frozen in place.

For the 59th time, American populace decides they should definitely fix nation’s faulty voting system before the next election.

https://www.theonion.com/how-election-n ... 1845530509
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Post by Joe » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:14 pm

Seabass wrote:
Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:11 pm
He might be right. Democrats have an uncanny knack for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by laklak » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:22 pm

The best thing about this election is it will be over next week.

I fucking hope.
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Post by JimC » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:50 pm

It ain't over till the fat lady sings the shooting stops...
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Post by Joe » Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:28 pm

Or SCOTUS picks.
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Tero » Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:41 pm

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Tero » Sat Oct 31, 2020 8:36 pm

6th or 7th "Hunter" laptop collected. It had nothing and was given back.
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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news ... ?_amp=true

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Tero » Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:42 pm

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"There'll be no school, there'll be no graduations, there'll be no weddings, no Thanksgivings, no Christmas, no Easters, no Fourth of Julys. There'll be nothing. We'll be nothing."- Trump on what will happen if Biden wins

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Tero » Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:34 pm

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If it goes like this, it's down to Florida again. If Trump gets the Florida 29 he wins.
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Tero » Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:52 pm

The map is at
https://www.cnn.com/election/2020/elect ... ctive-maps
You can click the states.
Trump needs both FL and PA.
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:14 am

Trump tells rally that when he wins he's going to crush the radical left and deport them.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:04 am

Where's he going to deport them to? Guantanimo Bay?
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by laklak » Sun Nov 01, 2020 1:22 am

Let 'em move to Chiner or Venezwailer, they like that socialism so much!
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