Modern Slavery

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Re: Modern Slavery

Post by Rum » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:55 am

JimC wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:58 am
Rum wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:40 am
I used to look at my wage slip and the pension deductions and think what a wage slave I was, losing so much every month.

Now I’m a fully certified free pensioner!
Free range pensioners are the best!

..and long basting in gin make the best barbecue. :food:

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Re: Modern Slavery

Post by rainbow » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:52 am

Rum wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:55 am
JimC wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:58 am
Rum wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:40 am
I used to look at my wage slip and the pension deductions and think what a wage slave I was, losing so much every month.

Now I’m a fully certified free pensioner!
Free range pensioners are the best!

..and long basting in gin make the best barbecue. :food:
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Re: Modern Slavery

Post by Svartalf » Sat Jun 01, 2019 1:01 pm

JimC wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:58 am
Rum wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:40 am
I used to look at my wage slip and the pension deductions and think what a wage slave I was, losing so much every month.

Now I’m a fully certified free pensioner!
Free range pensioners are the best!
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Re: Modern Slavery

Post by laklak » Sat Jun 01, 2019 1:43 pm

Make sure your pensioners aren't GMO.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Modern Slavery

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:27 pm



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Re: Modern Slavery

Post by rainbow » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:33 am

laklak wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 1:43 pm
Make sure your pensioners aren't GMO.
Since many are fond of gardening, I'd also check their glyphosate levels.
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Re: Modern Slavery

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:50 am

And fungal infections :prof:
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Re: Modern Slavery

Post by JimC » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:52 am

A little mould adds to the flavour...
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Re: Modern Slavery

Post by Woodbutcher » Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:11 pm

Hang for 30 days. Gets rid of the gaminess.
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