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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Mar 02, 2019 6:20 am

Are we a one trick pony or what?
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Re: Venezuela

Post by Seabass » Sat Mar 02, 2019 6:38 am

Spreadin' democracy, son! We will bestow freedom on those bastards whether they like it or not! And while we're at, we'll help ourselves to some of that sweet black gold, 'cause lord knows freedom ain't free...
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:04 am

SOCIALISM!!
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Re: Venezuela

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:59 am

The 1% have already bought up all the oil in the place. What's left.
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Re: Venezuela

Post by JimC » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:59 am

A foreign war always assists politicians in trouble on the home front...
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Re: Venezuela

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:04 am

Not this one. Fighting over old bones is a tad stupid.
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Post by laklak » Sat Mar 02, 2019 3:04 pm

Well the Venezuelans have well and thoroughly screwed the pooch, so either we go in and take it or the Chinee or Ruskies will. Manifest fucking Destiny, motherfuckers.
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Post by Joe » Sat Mar 02, 2019 6:09 pm

Or the Monroe Doctrine. Either way the Colossus of the North is here to help.
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Re: Venezuela

Post by JimC » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:41 pm

We will free you from communism or kill you!

Or possibly both!
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Re: Venezuela

Post by laklak » Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:36 am

Good place for mail-order brides these days.
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Re: Venezuela

Post by JimC » Sun Mar 03, 2019 2:43 am

Me love you long time!
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Re: Venezuela

Post by Jason » Sun Mar 03, 2019 2:54 am

Con brio e con fuego.

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Re: Venezuela

Post by Tero » Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:21 am

Shithole waiting for Trump. Oh he does not deal with shitholes. Forget it then. We are not even dealing with Puerto Rico.

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Re: Venezuela

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Mar 03, 2019 4:03 am

Bomb the cunts!
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Re: Venezuela

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sun Mar 03, 2019 10:13 am

JimC wrote:
Sun Mar 03, 2019 2:43 am
Me love you long time!
All the way to the bank...
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