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Re: A threat to bacon...

Post by JimC » Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:22 pm

Cunt wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:00 pm
how far north can one raise pigs, before needing to pay O&M on a building for them?

I might just stick to bison...They're easier to tend.
Can you make bison bacon?
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:23 pm

No, but you can make pemmican and jerky
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:00 am

Mother always said that too muck jerky sends you blind.
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Post by JimC » Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:30 am

:hehe:
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:00 am

I didn't see all that well before I started jerking off, and my sight doesn't seem to have been that much impaired by the massive self abuse I've been inflicting on myself... I guess your mum was wrong Brian.

of course, if she really meant beef jerky, I can't tell, it seems that product is unavailable in France so I haven't had any since 1992
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Re: A threat to bacon...

Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:16 am

Lak has a recipe if you're pining for beef jerky. Alternatively you could just cut up an old pair of shoes and chew that. The experience is indistinguishable from the real thing.

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Re: A threat to bacon...

Post by Svartalf » Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:22 am

your viper tongue
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Post by laklak » Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:59 pm

Traditional, teriyaki, peri-peri, chili stix, garlic and ginger, I got a bunch of recipes. There's a batch in the dehydrator now, should be ready tomorrow morning. I'm getting pretty good at it, if I do say so myself. Mrs. Lak won't even buy the commercial stuff in Swaziland, says it's terrible compared to mine, so first order of business when we get over there is build a dryer. Perhaps there's a business opportunity. No USDA regulatory hoops to jump through over there.
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Re: A threat to bacon...

Post by AvtomatKalashnikova » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:33 am

laklak wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 3:00 pm
Only if it affects me, otherwise they're just a bunch of entitled whiners.

Time to get into hog farming from the look of it.
This is reason for have several month supply of home smoke bacon in freezer await for use. Maybe Avtomat will take advantage and open bacon black market. :ninja:

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