I like to haze mine, so that when they get older they'll be tougher. First, sleep deprivation. Second, the drinking contest. Third, they swallow a goldfish. Last, we drop them off in the middle of nowhere and make them find their own way home.
Meanwhile, in Florida...
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“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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--and I get griped at for suggesting they ought to be able to ride their bikes to school alone. 
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Riding bikes alone is child abuse.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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I started them wrestling small gators, 2-3 feet, then moved on to bigger ones. You should see how quick they are now. Well, the two that are left, one just never cottoned to it.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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That's real life for Steve Irwin's kids!
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Hired on Thursday, fired on Sunday, tries to kill his boss 2 hours later.
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida ... /827206825
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida ... /827206825
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It's an ill wind, etc.
Today's Vibrio is awarded to Kennecia Posey of Ft. Pierce. She was a passenger in a car that was stopped by police, they smelled marijuana (like they always do) and searched her, finding cocaine in her handbag. She explained that it was a windy day, and the cocaine obviously flew through the window and into her purse. Points for originality.
https://www.10news.com/news/florida-wom ... into-purse
Today's Vibrio is awarded to Kennecia Posey of Ft. Pierce. She was a passenger in a car that was stopped by police, they smelled marijuana (like they always do) and searched her, finding cocaine in her handbag. She explained that it was a windy day, and the cocaine obviously flew through the window and into her purse. Points for originality.
https://www.10news.com/news/florida-wom ... into-purse
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That sneaky cocaine, it's usually flying out the window! --lucky lady that one.
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I love me a little psychobilly in the morning.
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Not a Florida man, but he tried to have a Floridian assassinated. He's also got one hell of a coiffure.
Zookeeper 'Joe Exotic' arrested in murder-for-hire plot involving Florida cat-rescue group
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/flo ... story.html
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That's what passes for a chick magnet in certain social circles.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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All hail the mullet!
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Does zombie activity increase or decrease during hurricane activity, Lak?
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
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It increases afterwards, because of all the dead people.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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