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by pErvinalia » Tue Aug 28, 2018 2:51 am
A 15-year-old from Chesterfield has awoken from a nine-day coma swearing prolifically and eating whole wheels of cheese.
Doctors were forced to put Kai Thomas in a coma while he recovered from a brain bleed last year, and though he eventually regained the ability to move and speak he was left with two bizarre side effects (also ones I experience from time to time when drunk).
"He's addicted to cheese and he can't stop swearing," his mum Tracey told the Daily Mail.
She first noticed his penchant for dairy and profanity when his speech started to come back.
"One day I was in the kitchen, when I heard Kai yelling in his bedroom," she added.
"He was screaming 'F*ck, bastard, sh*t'. I wondered what on earth was going on - the expletives were coming thick and fast."
She headed upstairs and found her son chowing down on a wheel of cheese. She's since noticed more of it going missing from the fridge.
"He had always liked cheese but now he was obsessed with it - he even added it to his cereal," Mrs Thomas said.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/b ... 13941.html
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by laklak » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:33 am
Shit, he's channeling me.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by JimC » Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:30 am
Boy needs to join Rationalia...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by pErvinalia » Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:11 am
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by Svartalf » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:45 am
If I didn't have the link to a serious medium, I'd swear this was from the onion...
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by Rum » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:21 am
Lovely cunting Brie fuckit!
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by Svartalf » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:40 am
I'm more interested in harder cheeses, or goat.
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by JimC » Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:59 am
Fucking goat bastard!
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by Hermit » Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:22 am
JimC wrote: ↑Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:30 am
Boy needs to join Rationalia...
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!11!1!!
He'd gobble our entire stash of cheese up in no time!
Our bacon stocks may be safe, though, so there's that.
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by rainbow » Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:29 am
A situation that needs to be treated Caerphilly, lest he become attracted to Stinking Bishop.
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by cronus » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:00 am
...and to think it all began with a wedge of Edam.
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by Rum » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:04 am
Its emmental dear Watson. This thread if full of holes!
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by rainbow » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:44 pm
Rum wrote: ↑Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:04 am
Its emmental dear Watson. This thread if full of holes!
Whey too obvious.
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by Brian Peacock » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:02 pm
He sounds rather mature for his age, but I guess you have to take the gouda with the bad.
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by JimC » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:25 pm
One would have to say to his Dad "hard cheese, old chap"...
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