Trump's Bowels

[Sean Hayden]

Does he bake brownies, blow mud, coil some rope, drop the kids off at the pool, drop trout, go number 2, squeeze a steamer, drop wolf bait, pinch a loaf, deliver logs, do a poo, have a doo-doo, dookie, or squirt Hershey?

[Sean Hayden]

Yeah, I know. But you wanna know the worst part? It's not even original. Yep, Trump's poo is also part of the never ending conversation we're having about Trump. --go on, google it. I dare you.

[Brian Peacock]

I imagine he's someone who knows his shit, who is used to the very best shit, and knows good shit from bad shit. I hear he know a lot about pee as well.

[Sean Hayden]

Indeed, the very best shit. Nobody, and I mean nobody like Trump... amiright? Hey, someone who's so profoundly touched all our lives to this extent.......... is the shit, amiright again?

[PsychoSerenity]

Let me tell you something... whatever you call it, and I know all the names you used, I know the Most words for it... I do the GREATEST Poops... They smell like... you wouldn't believe it... Let me tell you... they smell like Roses. It's True. And not everyone can do poops like that... not many people actually... I'm one of the only people in the whole world that can Smell their Own poops and be like... That smells Great. NO Collusion.

[Sean Hayden]

[JimC]

It's gonna hit the fan real soon...

[Joe]

Mueller Probe Finds Obstruction, Enema Recommended

Robert Mueller has shown he isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty these days as he continues his deep probe of Trump’s inner circle. As he closes in on the answers, he’s now recommending a new course of action before he sits down one-on-one with Trump and penetrates further.

“The deeper we go the more it stinks,” Mueller said in his press statement on Monday. “We’re confident that we’ve found the obstruction, now it’s just up to us to flush it out once and for all.”

Trump’s lawyers however have looked to block Mueller’s investigation anyway they can, saying they won’t rest until there’s complete stoppage. The Republican Party also haven’t budged in their support of the President as they work tirelessly to close off any possible leaks.

In the meantime, Vice President Mike Pence took to Twitter to remind everyone that he backs up the President one hundred percent. “Believe me, I’m deep in Trump’s inner circle, and I haven’t caught a whiff of anything.”

By this point the probe has already stretched into a full-scale examination and has left the public wondering: should the situation get any messier, will the President look to pardon himself?

Mueller says he isn’t concerned.

“Rest assured, should anyone on the President’s team budge, it will be Trump left holding the bag.”

[Rum]

I think his shits are fake shits.

[Svartalf]

and nobody poops better than the Dutch anyway.