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Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:41 am

Scot Dutchy has never been happier!
Update 2: Well that escalated quickly: FB is now down over 20% from its closing highs, losing over $130 billion in market value and erasing all of post-Q1 earnings gains, making Mark Zuckerberg $16 billion poorer, and officially entering a bear market.
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07- ... disappoint
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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:46 am

While Bitcoin is up to something. It's been gradually increasing for a couple of weeks now, as opposed to the usual extreme roller coaster ups and downs.

We need Crump's analysis of what's going on here...
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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by JimC » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:50 am

It's all because I refused to join it...
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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by Jason » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:52 am

Hurray for owning Bitcoin and not holding shares in Facebook!

I knew it was coming :tea:

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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:52 am

JimC wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:50 am
It's all because I refused to join it...
All that lost Gin advertising revenue..
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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by JimC » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:53 am

:lol:
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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:53 am

Śiva wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:52 am
Hurray for owning Bitcoin and not holding shares in Facebook!
I tried to tell the dinosaurs here that institutional investors were starting to show interest in bitcoin. But they wouldn't listen to me... :coffee:
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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by cronus » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:54 am

Bitcoin goes down facebook goes up. Facebook goes down and bitcoin goes up. Someone hedging bets on the losers? Given Trumps tradewars could be a safe hedgefund to be in? I'm not a doctor though. View the global economy with alarm. :?
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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by JimC » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:54 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:53 am
Śiva wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:52 am
Hurray for owning Bitcoin and not holding shares in Facebook!
I tried to tell the dinosaurs here that institutional investors were starting to show interest in bitcoin. But they wouldn't listen to me... :coffee:
Dinosaurs? :lay:

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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:55 am

cronus wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:54 am
Bitcoin goes down facebook goes up. Facebook goes down and bitcoin goes up. Someone hedging bets on the losers? Given Trumps tradewars could be a safe hedgefund to be in? I'm not a doctor though. View the global economy with alarm. :?
:yes:
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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by JimC » Thu Jul 26, 2018 5:57 am

Interpreting Crump's posts is a bit like interpreting the entrails of a sacrificial animal...

Maybe not as smelly, though...
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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by Rum » Thu Jul 26, 2018 7:46 am

Odd what constitutes 'success' these days. FB grew at less than the markets wished for (and hoped to skim their share from) It had 2.23 billion monthly active users at the end of June. This was up 11% on June 2017. (Source:Beeb)

The 'markets' run the show these days it seems.

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Re: Facebook Going Down the Shitter?

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:29 am

It's always been like that. I remember remarking on the same thing in my late teens when I first started learning about the share market. It's irrational madness.
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