State Funeral For The Queen

[cronus]

On the wire. Rumours from ground control. Won't be long but it will be big.

[Svartalf]

bah, she still has time to be predeceased by charlie jug ears.

[Scot Dutchy]

Have the monkey glands run out?

[laklak]

Can't find enough virgins to bleed for a proper bath these days.

[Svartalf]

the virgin thing is a legend, what you need is young blood, virginity has nothing to do with it

[Scot Dutchy]

Nothing like a bit of virgin's blood.

[Svartalf]

especially when it's the blood that says, "not virgin anymore," right?

[Scot Dutchy]

Yep. An odd feeling though when it happens.

[Brian Peacock]

Plans have already been draw up.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/happ ... -dies/amp/

[pErvinalia]

Whoever beats Crumple to the news of the Queen's (actual) death, gets a free 10/10 on their next parody.

[cronus]

Whoever beats Crumple to the news of the Queen's (actual) death, gets a free 10/10 on their next parody.

Imagine Charles becoming King the same week as Brexit? That'd be a perfect storm full style....and everything that might follow on. English civil war two on the cards...with a drained economy, full on imploding at the same time and real famine stalking the land....

[Scot Dutchy]

100 a day will never be queen. She will be a consort or something like that. Mind you I think Jug Ears will be lucky to be king. Wee Willie will be made king saves a load of problems.

[Svartalf]

the trouble is that jug ears is a damn fool and he's been waiting to be king so long he may not have the good sense to let willy take the throne at once...As for camilla, no, she'll never officially be queen consort, that was decided even before they let charlie marry her.

why do you think I hope jug ears will croak before his mom? Betsy may be 92, she might last as long as her mum did, and, knowing that jug ears is udderly unfit, she's never going to abdicate, unless she can do so in favor of willie, but that's not in accordance with the succession law, and as I said, charlie is not likely to bow out gracefully.

[mistermack]

What happened to the guillotines? Did they save any?

I think it would be a good time for a revolution when Lizzie Saxe-Coburg-Gotha pops her clogs.
Have a clear out like the French did. I would pay to see it.
Maybe do the hereditary peers afterwards. If the Russians and the French can do it, I can't see why we can't manage it, with today's technology.
Maybe have a Laser beam guillotine? It would make great live tv.

Definitely not Russian weapons grade nerve agent though. Don't want them getting just a little bit sick.
That would be cruel.

[Svartalf]

oh, they are safely mothballed, I don't think any guillotine extent has been willfully destroyed since the Revolution.

but, you already had a revolution, it was even called Glorious, back in 1688 when you ousted your legitimate kings to call on those damn huns.

and why use nerve gas or the like when you can get polonium?