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Post by Forty Two » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:34 pm

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Post by Rum » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:44 pm

"What do you expect the clean up process after each robot is used to be like?

We are discussing a solution with the doll company. It’s going to be more or less like escorts are doing at the moment".

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Post by cronus » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:57 pm

Prefer to have a coffee without a blowjob ruining the moment. Possibly I'm old fashioned. Think not. At the right time and place a coffee is ideal.
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Post by Rum » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:00 pm

I find if I combine the two activities I tend to spill coffee all down my shirt. :mrgreen:

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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:01 pm

It sounds stupid, but I'm not particularly horny these days.

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Post by Rum » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:05 pm

I find it comes and goes.. :coffee:

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Post by cronus » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:08 pm

Major league STDs are a worry on a more serious note. These would not be careful about their personal hygiene like a human would. And wouldn't always ask clients to wear a condom. :?
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Post by Rum » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:17 pm

They are robots.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:26 pm

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Post by mistermack » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:58 pm

It's the up and coming industry. ;)

But it's only a fad. In ten years time, you'll be able to pull a perfectly good one out of a skip.
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Post by JimC » Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:15 pm

But will they also make you a sammich?
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:07 am

Sean Hayden wrote:
Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:01 pm
It sounds stupid, but I'm not particularly horny these days.
yep, I predict it will be in receivership within 6 months.
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