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"What do you expect the clean up process after each robot is used to be like?
We are discussing a solution with the doll company. It’s going to be more or less like escorts are doing at the moment".

We are discussing a solution with the doll company. It’s going to be more or less like escorts are doing at the moment".

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Prefer to have a coffee without a blowjob ruining the moment. Possibly I'm old fashioned. Think not. At the right time and place a coffee is ideal.
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I find if I combine the two activities I tend to spill coffee all down my shirt. 

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It sounds stupid, but I'm not particularly horny these days.
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I find it comes and goes.. 

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Major league STDs are a worry on a more serious note. These would not be careful about their personal hygiene like a human would. And wouldn't always ask clients to wear a condom. 

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They are robots.
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It's the up and coming industry.
But it's only a fad. In ten years time, you'll be able to pull a perfectly good one out of a skip.

But it's only a fad. In ten years time, you'll be able to pull a perfectly good one out of a skip.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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But will they also make you a sammich?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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yep, I predict it will be in receivership within 6 months.Sean Hayden wrote: ↑Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:01 pmIt sounds stupid, but I'm not particularly horny these days.
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