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Re: The Commonwealth Games

Post by mistermack » Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:52 pm

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mistermack wrote:How do they manage to cheat in the swimming?

Do they get shorter lanes? Or is it translucent webbing for the hands and feet?

It will all come out in the wash. Expect more blubbering and tears.
Who cheated?
They're Australian.

You work it out.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:52 pm

How?
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:55 pm

He's referring to the cricket.

We don't really need to cheat at swimming. Swimming is second nature to us.
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Re: The Commonwealth Games

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:56 pm

You cant swim in the sea? All those crocs.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:12 pm

Only up north. Got to deal with sharks elsewhere, but I'm kind of in the middle sweet spot where there's no crocs, and it's too warm for prime Great White habitat. The reality is, though, you'd have to be terribly unlucky to get attacked by a shark. More likely to drown in a rip than get eaten by a shark.

More seriously, backyard pools are common here, so we spend a lot of time swimming while growing up.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:20 pm

Just watching some of the women's fours bowling Gold medal match. One of the Aussie girls looks a bit alright, and she's got this nice split skirt which gives a nice view each time she bowls.
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Re: The Commonwealth Games

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:56 pm

:lol:

You are really a perv pErv. FFS
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:00 pm

That's why I chose that iteration of my name.. :whistle:
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Re: The Commonwealth Games

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:02 am

Fantastic game of beach volleyball on at the moment. NZ vs the dark haired beauties from Cyprus. Not that I care about how my competitors look, but the Cyprus girls are hot. :drool:
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Re: The Commonwealth Games

Post by JimC » Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:20 am

I'm detecting a theme here, rEv, about your preferred games events... :tea:
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:29 am

It is pErv's dirt track.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Apr 10, 2018 11:43 am

Watching the women's hockey now.. :drool:
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Re: The Commonwealth Games

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:33 pm

pErvinalia wrote:Watching the women's hockey now.. :drool:
Cant be good. The Dutch women are not playing. :lou:
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Re: The Commonwealth Games

Post by Forty Two » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:04 pm

pErvinalia wrote:Just up the road from me.

There's a cyclone up the coast. I wonder if it will come down to wreck the games. It's just over a year since the floods here from Cyclone Debbie.
I'm sure by now Oz has followed the Dutch lead and built a polder system along the Australian coast that would prevent any flooding from future cyclones.
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Re: The Commonwealth Games

Post by Forty Two » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:05 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:That may be true of some disciplines but generally it is very boring. :snooze:
No speed skating, eh?
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