Coffee kills.

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Re: Coffee kills.

Post by Svartalf » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:35 am

gin contains alcohol does it not? :ask:
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Re: Coffee kills.

Post by JimC » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:03 am

If it doesn't I've been getting drunk on nothing all these years...

But of course it's the health-giving herbs which counteract any possible harm from the alcohol...
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Re: Coffee kills.

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:09 am

Quinine in the tonic cures cancer*.

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Re: Coffee kills.

Post by JimC » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:19 am

And prevents Malaria! :tup:

So prevalent in Melbourne... :shifty:
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Re: Coffee kills.

Post by laklak » Sun Apr 01, 2018 1:53 pm

I say we take off and drink the whole bottle in orbit. It's the only way to make sure.
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