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The Xi Jinping Thread - Hello Dictator

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:25 am

About to be given unlimited terms. You'd think these jokers would have learnt from the past..
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Post by Rum » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:01 pm

He seems like a nice man dontcha think? :nervous:
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Post by Joe » Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:31 pm

Trump likes him. :dunno:
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Post by Tero » Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:33 pm

Small hands, big power rush.
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Post by Joe » Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:18 pm

"Maybe we’ll have to give that a shot someday.”
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:15 pm

Joe wrote:"Maybe we’ll have to give that a shot someday.”
He got an appreciative round of applause for that line.
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Post by Joe » Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:26 pm

A bad joke to make in March though. :prof:
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Re: The Xi Jinping Thread - Hello Dictator

Post by JimC » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:19 am

I intend to be chosen as "Victorian Dictator for Life"

There will be border guards to interrogate weirdos from NSW and South Australia...
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Post by cronus » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:00 am

Nobody lives forever. :read:
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Re: The Xi Jinping Thread - Hello Dictator

Post by Hermit » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:55 am

JimC wrote:I intend to be chosen as "Victorian Dictator for Life"

There will be border guards to interrogate weirdos from NSW and South Australia...
Like Walter Ulbricht was wont to say: "The iron curtain protects us from being invaded by West Germany."

If he wore a cardigan...

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Re: The Xi Jinping Thread - Hello Dictator

Post by JimC » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:09 am

It's Tassie I'm worried about. Sneaky fuckers, with their pointy little heads...
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Re: The Xi Jinping Thread - Hello Dictator

Post by Hermit » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:10 am

JimC wrote:It's Tassie I'm worried about. Sneaky fuckers, with their pointy little heads...
There's a reason why the island get left out of every valid map of Australia, you fool! Tasmania is not even part of Australia. Those inbreds need an entry visa approved in Canberra.

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Logos by the enlightened, like the South Australian one created in 2013, do the same.

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Re: The Xi Jinping Thread - Hello Dictator

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:32 am

Australia doesn't exist, let alone Tasmania.
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