Creative solutions for our gun problem

[pErvinalia]

[Rum]

You have to sing this every time you want to shoot someone..

[Sean Hayden]

Every gun surrendered qualifies you for a chance to win a Trident II missile with a near perfect nuclear warhead replica. Clear out the back yard, maybe your neighbor's too, home security has never looked so cool!

[NineBerry]

Put photos of shotgun wounds on guns (like on cigarette packets) and the slogan that "guns can have a negative effect on your sex life"

[Brian Peacock]

Ban the sale of all guns from vending machines.

[JimC]

Shoot all the gun owners!

[Ian 2.0]

Make all bullets cost $10,000.

Some people will still get killed, but there'd be no innocent bystanders.

[laklak]

10Gs a round? Fuck me, with my stash I'm rich, I tell you, RICH!

What you want, baby? 5.56, .22, 9mm, .38spl, .357, 12 gauge? I'm a pro, baby, you gotta tell me what you want.

[devogue]

Force individual gun lobbyists, NRA directors etc to spend five hours per month explaining the benefits of the current gun laws to the bereaved family members of innocent gun murder victims. And televise it.

[rainbow]

Only ammo allowed.

[Clinton Huxley]

When you buy a gun, you have to shoot yourself with it first, so you know what it feels like.

[JimC]

There is no realistic solution.

Americans will just have to accept ten's of thousands of gun deaths per year, there is no way out of your impasse.

Sorry.

[cronus]

A military dictatorship could confiscate the guns in private ownership?

[Brian Peacock]

Anyone applying for a gun licence first has to masturbate Trump to climax.

[Tero]

A fenced area with 0.5 mile buffer. Round up all people with more than one gun and let them loose in there. Tell them that for every group of 100, only 10 are allowed out in the end. Free food and water for 3 days.