What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

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What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by Forty Two » Wed May 31, 2017 3:41 pm

A Noah's Ark Tourist Attraction --- http://www.today.com/news/life-size-noa ... 2D79452166

But, I'm sure the Dutch "Ark Encounter" is far superior to the paltry 'merkin version...
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Re: What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed May 31, 2017 3:42 pm

Dutch Elm disease?
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Re: What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by Animavore » Wed May 31, 2017 3:47 pm

It's not an Ark, you idiots. It's a massive clog. :doh:
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Re: What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by Forty Two » Wed May 31, 2017 3:56 pm

Just trying to find a topic Dutchy will find more palatable... :-)
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Post by Tero » Wed May 31, 2017 4:10 pm

Hillbilly heroin/ real heroin.

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Re: What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by laklak » Wed May 31, 2017 4:41 pm

They're inbred?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed May 31, 2017 5:46 pm

Where is it? Never heard of it. We do have nutters in this country.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jun 01, 2017 2:41 am

No one wants to visit either?
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Re: What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:30 am

We dont have that many religious nutters. Where is the damn thing?

The site says bugger all: http://arkofnoah.org/ Just an address in Pasadena. It was paid for my American money and is not going anywhere.
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Post by Forty Two » Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:55 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:We dont have that many religious nutters. Where is the damn thing?

The site says bugger all: http://arkofnoah.org/ Just an address in Pasadena. It was paid for my American money and is not going anywhere.
it's in Dordrecht, built by a famous Dutch Creationist, Johan Huibers. Apparently it got like 300,000 visitors in 2 1/2 years or something. Model animals and all. Built to Biblical specifications.

As in all things, the Netherlands is apparently in the lead on Creationism in Europe. http://biologos.org/blogs/archive/creat ... etherlands

"Creationism is most dominant in Eastern Europe and Turkey, but even some schools in the Netherlands are teaching creationism," says one of the book’s authors Hans Henrik Hjermitslev, University College South Denmark. "Politicians in some German federal states are advocating that schools use creationist books alongside those about evolutionary theory in their lessons." http://sciencenordic.com/scientists-war ... ise-europe

tsk tsk tsk.... how can that be?
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by Strontium Dog » Thu Jun 01, 2017 2:53 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:We do have nutters in this country.
I would never have guessed... :biggrin:


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Re: What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by NineBerry » Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:48 pm

It is okay to be a creationist in the Netherlands. It's the only country on Earth that actually was created directly by God.

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Re: What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by NineBerry » Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:53 pm

Hm.
Domiciled in Pasadena, CA, U.S.A, the Ark of Noah Foundation is a U.S. government registered 501(c)3 non-profit foundation. The Ark of Noah is used for exhibit and Christian educational purposes and available for events.

The Ark of Noah Foundation is raising donations to transport the Ark of Noah from The Netherlands to several ports in Brazil this Summer 2016, and to sponsor orphans and other children, as well as underprivileged families to visit the Ark of Noah for free.

The Ark of Noah Foundation focuses on spreading the Gospel of Jesus Christ, and social outreach to the underprivileged. Donations will also be used to bring needy Brazilian children, families and orphans to visit the Ark of Noah exhibit where they will each receive a bible. This will be a once in a lifetime experience for many, and we rely on your donations and support.

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Re: What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:31 pm

Keep it coming nine, I love it. :tup:
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Re: What does The Netherlands and Kentucky Have In Common?

Post by L'Emmerdeur » Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:51 pm

Forty Two wrote:Built to Biblical specifications.
Not so much 'Biblical specifications' as Biblical dimensions. According to the Bible the mythical ark was built of 'gopher wood' and no steel nor pine was used in its construction.
... Huibers and his team built the boat by welding together the metal hulls of 25 barges into a single frame, which was then covered with Scandinavian pine.
At least the Dutch version floats, while Ken Ham's white elephant will never be anything but the dubious centrepiece of a religious-themed amusement park (which isn't doing too well for the people of Kentucky, nor of the nearby town).

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