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Re: We need to talk about Donald – the Nightmare continues

Post by tattuchu » Thu May 11, 2017 2:03 pm

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 11, 2017 2:34 pm

Animavore wrote:Image
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 11, 2017 2:36 pm

Animavore wrote:I like this article on Betsy DeVos yesterday. Starts with -
Betsy DeVos is also having a shit day.

The president is actively flaming out on the internet; Sean Spicer is hiding in the fucking bushes waiting for people to leave him alone; Kellyanne Conway and the rest of the Trump administration’s band of trained, dancing bears is in the frostiest internal ring of hell—cable news—defending the Comey firing to pundits and broadcasters. Who else is there?

Well, there’s good old bear-fearing Betsy DeVos, the education secretary who, in a standard 2017 posture, seeks to destroy the organization she ostensibly leads and plans to do so while smiling ghoulishly and wearing a huge fucking brooch or something. What is she up to? She’s giving a commencement speech at the historically black Bethune-Cookman University in Daytona Beach, Florida. How did that go?
Ends with -
Roughly half of the graduating students turned their backs to her as she spoke. Trump advisor Omarosa Manigault also spoke at the ceremony, and also got booed.

This being a bad day for pretty much everyone in the Trump administration, Jared Kushner is probably locked in a bathroom somewhere with chronic diarrhea, while Steve Bannon woke up yet again inside of the nightmare that is his own body.
:funny:

So much material to work with with this bunch of clowns.
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Re: We need to talk about Donald – the Nightmare continues

Post by Animavore » Fri May 12, 2017 5:23 am

So much wow here. Unless something mad happens, I think this all I'm posting today.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/na ... dac7544618

Unless I see some more funnies, of course.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 12, 2017 6:29 am

Man, he's so fucking random. He really appears to have not actual deep thoughts on anything. He just does what pops into his head at any given moment.
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Post by Animavore » Fri May 12, 2017 6:59 am

Do you remember the bit in Full Metal Jacket where Private Pyle kept fucking everything up for his team and what they did to get him to cop on to himself?

Just throwing that out there, GOP.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 12, 2017 9:11 am

Animavore wrote:Do you remember the bit in Full Metal Jacket where Private Pyle kept fucking everything up for his team and what they did to get him to cop on to himself?

Just throwing that out there, GOP.
:lol:

And the ending of Pyle would be appropriate for Trump as well.. :coffee:
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Re: We need to talk about Donald – the Nightmare continues

Post by JimC » Fri May 12, 2017 9:30 am

Gomer Pyle?
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 12, 2017 9:34 am

Just as intelligent.
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Re: We need to talk about Donald – the Nightmare continues

Post by Forty Two » Fri May 12, 2017 9:41 am

surprise, surprise surprise!
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Post by Animavore » Fri May 12, 2017 11:26 am

Only found one funny today.

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Re: We need to talk about Donald – the Nightmare continues

Post by Brian Peacock » Fri May 12, 2017 12:18 pm

Animavore wrote:So much wow here. Unless something mad happens, I think this all I'm posting today.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/na ... dac7544618

Unless I see some more funnies, of course.
Referring to yourself in the third person is a bit of a give away.

This is what Brian Peacock thinks anyway, and who's to disagree with Brian Peacock?
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Post by Animavore » Fri May 12, 2017 12:19 pm

Another funny.

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 12, 2017 12:53 pm

Animavore wrote:Only found one funny today.

Image
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Re: We need to talk about Donald – the Nightmare continues

Post by tattuchu » Fri May 12, 2017 2:42 pm

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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