MYSTERY DISEASE KILLS EIGHT IN LIBERIA

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MYSTERY DISEASE KILLS EIGHT IN LIBERIA

Post by cronus » Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:32 pm

http://www.newsweek.com/liberia-mystery ... ola-590768

MYSTERY DISEASE KILLS EIGHT IN LIBERIA, GOVERNMENT RULES OUT EBOLA

A mystery disease has killed at least eight people in Liberia since Monday, the deaths occurring in the Sinoe county, some 350 km (217 miles) from Monrovia, the capital.

The health ministry is testing blood samples of those who died with results expected this week, Reuters reported.

The World Health Organization (WHO) received a report from Liberian health authorities about the unexplained illness, and said the country’s health authorities were taking immediate precautionary measures to prevent further contagion.

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Post by laklak » Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:55 pm

All bad shit comes from Liberia. We should take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:58 pm

Ebola. :coffee:
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Post by cronus » Thu Apr 27, 2017 3:08 pm

pErvin wrote:Ebola. :coffee:
This is how it all started last time around. A vague posting here by me and ten months later the entire world is infected, or in fear of being infected. :crumple:
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 27, 2017 3:33 pm

Ebola 2.0 :?
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Post by NineBerry » Thu Apr 27, 2017 3:43 pm

At the same time your office chair moved without being touched. Can't be a coincidence.

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Post by cronus » Thu Apr 27, 2017 4:14 pm

NineBerry wrote:At the same time your office chair moved without being touched. Can't be a coincidence.
Imagination run away.... :coffee:
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Post by mistermack » Thu Apr 27, 2017 6:30 pm

GOVERNMENT RULES OUT EBOLA
Definitely Ebola then.
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:26 pm

It should immediately be named Crumpleitis...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:33 am

Crumple wrote:
pErvin wrote:Ebola. :coffee:
This is how it all started last time around. A vague posting here by me and ten months later the entire world is infected, or in fear of being infected. :crumple:
Then if you just stop posting the world should be OK.
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Post by JimC » Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:03 am

Crumple posts are strangely addictive...
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:04 am

I prefer his apocalyptic threads to his random nonsense threads and random music video interjections.
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Post by cronus » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:31 am

pErvin wrote:I prefer his apocalyptic threads to his random nonsense threads and random music video interjections.



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Post by JimC » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:55 am

rEv, you spoke of the devil, and look what happened...
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:18 am

I'm going to buy him a plane ticket to Liberia..
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